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Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked
> in
>
> >the sauna.
> >Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
> >
> >The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
> >The others looked at him questioningly.
> >
> >"That was my pager," he said "I have microchip under the skin of my
arm."
>
> >
> >A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to
> his
> >ear.
> >When he finished he explained,
> >"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
> >
> >
> >Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone,
> >he felt he had to do something just as impressive.
> >
> >He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet.
> >
> >He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his ****.
> >
> >
> >The others raised their eyebrows and Paddy
> >says... "Would you fecking believe it, I'm getting a fax!"