Amusing (mis)translations
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They're not all good, but then its Monday morning after all!!
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D
"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."
-"Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
"Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do
such thing is please not to read notis."
-In a Tokyo Hotel
"Please to bathe inside the tub."
-In a Japanese Hotel Room
"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that
you will be unbearable."
-In a Bucharest Hotel Lobby
"Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."
-In a Leipzig Elevator
"Please leave your values at the front desk."
-In a Paris Hotel Elevator
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and
11 A.M. daily."
-In a Hotel in Athens
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
-In a Yugoslavian Hotel
"It is not allow in the hotel room for guest participating in Illicit Arts,
banging of firecrackers, gambling and wrestling". -Hotel Jincheng
(Shenyang, China)
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
-In a Japanese Hotel
"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
ascension."
-In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
-On the Menu of a Swiss Restaurant
"Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup" with cheesy dumplings in
the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten
up in the country people's fashion."
-On the Menu of a Polish Hotel
"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
-Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
"Drop your trousers here for best results."
-In a Bangkok dry cleaner's
"Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in
strict rotation."
-In a Rhodes tailor shop
"There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic
painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two
years."
-From the Soviet Weekly
"In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter."
-In a Vienna hotel
"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in
the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this
purpose."
-In a Zurich hotel
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good
time."
-In a Rome laundry
"Would you like to ride on your own ***?"
-Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand
"Stop: Drive Sideways."
-Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan
"Special today---no ice cream."
-In a Swiss mountain inn
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
-In a Tokyo bar
"We take your bags and send them in all directions."
-In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
"When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him
melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle
him with vigor."
-From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Regards
D
"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."
-"Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
"Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do
such thing is please not to read notis."
-In a Tokyo Hotel
"Please to bathe inside the tub."
-In a Japanese Hotel Room
"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that
you will be unbearable."
-In a Bucharest Hotel Lobby
"Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."
-In a Leipzig Elevator
"Please leave your values at the front desk."
-In a Paris Hotel Elevator
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and
11 A.M. daily."
-In a Hotel in Athens
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
-In a Yugoslavian Hotel
"It is not allow in the hotel room for guest participating in Illicit Arts,
banging of firecrackers, gambling and wrestling". -Hotel Jincheng
(Shenyang, China)
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
-In a Japanese Hotel
"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
ascension."
-In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
-On the Menu of a Swiss Restaurant
"Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup" with cheesy dumplings in
the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten
up in the country people's fashion."
-On the Menu of a Polish Hotel
"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
-Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
"Drop your trousers here for best results."
-In a Bangkok dry cleaner's
"Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in
strict rotation."
-In a Rhodes tailor shop
"There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic
painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two
years."
-From the Soviet Weekly
"In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter."
-In a Vienna hotel
"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in
the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this
purpose."
-In a Zurich hotel
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good
time."
-In a Rome laundry
"Would you like to ride on your own ***?"
-Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand
"Stop: Drive Sideways."
-Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan
"Special today---no ice cream."
-In a Swiss mountain inn
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
-In a Tokyo bar
"We take your bags and send them in all directions."
-In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
"When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him
melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle
him with vigor."
-From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
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I saw a sign in a ladies toilets on Sunday which said:
"Wet floor, please be careful, may be slippery"
Don't know why they had this as the floor was carpeted!! Did try to slip on it, but with no success.
"Wet floor, please be careful, may be slippery"
Don't know why they had this as the floor was carpeted!! Did try to slip on it, but with no success.
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Near to us a local wag has amended a sign so that we are exhorted to make use of the
"Pubic oo ahs" to get around.
I once owned a SEAT IBIZA diesel and the handbook translation for starting on a very cold morning was like listeneing to Manuel from Fawlty Towers!
"Pubic oo ahs" to get around.
I once owned a SEAT IBIZA diesel and the handbook translation for starting on a very cold morning was like listeneing to Manuel from Fawlty Towers!
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