Who can solve this cryptic clue to a recent event?

Will the perpetrator confess <I>(come clean)</I>???

Will I need to provide more clues?

 

Oh dear, that curried donut he had didn't agree with the half a shandy.
Was it all over his shirt?

 

I ain't sayin nuffink Except.....
I can honestly say that I got home last night in a fully presentable state, though I expect a bill from a strange lady for a new pair of shoes, or I would if I hadn't 've done a runner at the next train station! (Gotta add barf bags to list of requirements for european trip.)
Chuck by name........

 

you naughty, naughty boy. Shouldn't be allowed, it really shouldn't


Hope you feel ok today!

 

You've won a pair of soiled ladies shoes!!!
I'm with Jerry, Chuck is my hero!

Mike.

 

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U rule chuck.

 

I got it, Chuckster threw up on the train, right? What do I win?

A colleague of mine had the misfortune to chunder across the tracks, right in front of the last train home. No way are you gettin on in that state mate! Bad timing or what?

 

Now, I've seen some things, but a bloke who can "soil" a ladies shoes from the other side of a train, well, he's a geezer alright!

Can't I win her pants?