* Two Italian men and one Italian woman;

* Two French men and one French woman;

* Two German men and one German woman;

* Two Greek men and one Greek woman;

* Two English men and one English woman;

* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman;

* Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman;

* Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman;

* Two Irish men and one Irish woman;

* Two American men and one American woman;

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands
in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

*One Italian man has killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.

* The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a menage a trois.

* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

* The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them
to the English woman.

* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and
started swimming to another island.

* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.

* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
store/restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in
order to supply employees for their store.

* The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and
set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few litres of
coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English
aren't having any fun.

* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the
American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about
her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to
her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of
fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and
palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected
her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her
relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her
problems, and why didn't they bring a goddamn cell phone so they
could call 911 and get them all rescued off this god-forsaken
deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can get her
nails done and go shopping ...

 

LOL, nice one

 

hahahah too fookin true!!!

BB

 

Raf.