Tommy 2000

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with **** like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Funny you should post that. That's EXACTLY how I used to find my girlfriend as was, wife as is, when we went clubbing years ago!!!!
She denies it, of course, but even my mates used to laugh about it.
Alcazar

pslewis.

Chin up eh?