Cosmetic surgery down below
27 November 2002, 04:52 PM
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After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some Cosmetic
surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because
her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out
fireplace.
Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckons that, with six
children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck
there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed
kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses
at the end of her bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit
confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "the first is from the surgeon - the operation went
so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks."
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a
success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first
time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!".
"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"
"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit" said the nurse.
"He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."
surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because
her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out
fireplace.
Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckons that, with six
children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck
there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed
kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses
at the end of her bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit
confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "the first is from the surgeon - the operation went
so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks."
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a
success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first
time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!".
"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"
"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit" said the nurse.
"He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."
27 November 2002, 05:52 PM
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LMAO!!!!
I had to read it twice coz I thought it strange that you were perhaps being rather open about your private life!!!!
Dan (ps NO offence intended!!!)
[Edited by ScoobyDoo555 - 11/27/2002 5:56:09 PM]
I had to read it twice coz I thought it strange that you were perhaps being rather open about your private life!!!!
Dan (ps NO offence intended!!!)
[Edited by ScoobyDoo555 - 11/27/2002 5:56:09 PM]
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