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Old 21 November 2002, 12:00 AM
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Why is it that you live with a woman and you have disagreements with her,then when she leaves you you realise that you cant live without her.Am i the only one to lose a good woman?
Somebody explain women to me..............
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Old 21 November 2002, 01:13 AM
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R u mad? If a bloke could explain that he would be one rich git

Get used to it cos as far as I know it happens to all of us!

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Old 21 November 2002, 09:30 AM
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I could but it would probably kill you.
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Old 21 November 2002, 10:55 AM
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It would take all of the fun out of it if you understood us
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Old 21 November 2002, 10:57 AM
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'FUN' is that what u call it?
 
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Old 21 November 2002, 10:59 AM
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I don't think even women understand themselves either..
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Old 21 November 2002, 11:02 AM
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I think they must be in eternal torment with themselves

Mood swings got to be the worst, one minute all nice an smiles, the next its all snarling big sharp pointy teeth

 
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Old 21 November 2002, 11:16 AM
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It would get boring if we were predictable
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Old 21 November 2002, 11:57 AM
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Sal we don't want you to be predictable! just consistant
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Old 21 November 2002, 11:58 AM
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Wurzel they are consistent m8, consistently changing their moods, minds, handbags, shoes..... this list goes on
 
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Old 21 November 2002, 12:12 PM
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LOL, sooooo true
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Old 21 November 2002, 01:37 PM
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Consistency is the refuge of the unimaginative...
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Old 21 November 2002, 01:59 PM
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We keep you on your toes though don't we
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Old 21 November 2002, 02:25 PM
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On our toes???? More like sprinting for cover when the flak starts flying in
 
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Old 21 November 2002, 02:28 PM
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awwwww - well we're not all loons
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Old 21 November 2002, 02:32 PM
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U will have to prove that one im afraid!

Don't u live in the Wells? Virtually neighbours
 
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Old 21 November 2002, 02:34 PM
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aye am a Wells girl

talking to Markus under my User ID right?
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Old 21 November 2002, 02:36 PM
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Err did I say that

Yeah Markus was about last night the old devil that he is! He reckons u would drink me under the table I said no bloody chance

He is thinking about having a night out down Que Pasas as I told him about the pole dancing pole they got upstairs
 
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Old 21 November 2002, 02:40 PM
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I doesn't take much to drink Markus under the table unless you consider half a shandy potent!!!

Pole Dancing in Que Pasa you say!!
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Old 21 November 2002, 02:42 PM
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I heard that before, should be entertaining evening pouring stella down him all night then

Oh yes pole dancing, u any good?
 
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Old 21 November 2002, 03:18 PM
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Well, we could let you in on the secret, but we would then have to kill you.
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Old 21 November 2002, 03:20 PM
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Mice u kill us anyway without telling us didly!

There should be a Royal Society For The Protection of Blokes
 
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Old 21 November 2002, 03:40 PM
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There is - it's called the RSPCA.

(Sorry)
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Old 21 November 2002, 03:45 PM
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LOL @ Mice

You cruel evil female u!

Without us u couldn't survive anyway! We just play the injured party when re really could't give a monkeys

As long as we have our boys toys we couldn't be happier no matter what u evil lot are upto!
 
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Old 21 November 2002, 03:47 PM
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SSSSSHHHH! Bravo, don't give our secrets away!
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Old 21 November 2002, 03:48 PM
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YYY...we just let you believe you're in charge and it all trundles along happily.

We could survive...briefly... Wouldn't be as much fun, though!


Eeeevil Mice...
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Old 21 November 2002, 03:52 PM
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LOL oops sorry MarkO, well thats only just the beginning anyway, they will never infiltrate the secret squirrel stuff that only us blokes know about

We let you think its just trundling along when really we are having the times of our lives

Evil Mice - no kidding

 
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Old 21 November 2002, 04:28 PM
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Men are simple - give them anything with flashing lights, twiddly ***** or buttons to press and they're in their element. Leaving us to get on with the real work.
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Old 21 November 2002, 04:30 PM
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Yeah like washing ironing and cleaning

<runs away very fast>

 
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Old 21 November 2002, 04:30 PM
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Men are simple - give them anything with flashing lights, twiddly ***** or buttons to press and they're in their element. Leaving us to get on with the real work.
Only 'cos anything with flashing lights, twiddly ***** or buttons to press is likely to be too complicated for women to understand.
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