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Old 13 November 2002, 08:59 PM
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Was at work today, in a daydream as ever and thought....(Clouds from head, small to large) I wonder how long your average seagul lives for????

So just to put me out of my misery does anyone know???

I was guessing about 5 years maybe??

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Old 13 November 2002, 09:05 PM
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They live between 5&15 yrs.
Old 13 November 2002, 10:20 PM
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Why do they call them Seagulls, Tipgulls would be more appropriate.
Old 13 November 2002, 10:43 PM
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Follow behind tractor gull
Old 14 November 2002, 03:11 PM
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If they are greater / lesser black gulls, not very long because I will shoot the b@stards!! They eat my crops!
Old 14 November 2002, 03:17 PM
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Get some bicarbonate of soda and dip some bread in it.

Throw some bread to the gulls and then introduce the "Doctored" bread.

They will get about 30 yards before the soda reacts with the liquid in their stomachs creating so much gas that they EXPLODE

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[Edited by jasonwrxowner - 11/14/2002 3:18:21 PM]
Old 14 November 2002, 03:19 PM
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Of course you have to let them get 20 miles from the coast before you can blast them out of the sky. Apparently 20 miles inland they become vermin!

Old 14 November 2002, 03:41 PM
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Apparently the Royal Navy's Phalanx ship-borne anti-missile defence system -- basically a 30mm gatling gun firing DU shells -- is very effective against a flock of seagulls
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