Don't get this one? Define anyone?

 

P1551ng myself laughing maybe??

Pete

 

Pete Mad Slasher Lewis

 

Pensioner Murderer Shot Lewis !!

 

LMAO

 

Petes My Sexy Lover??

Pete

 

Pre Menstrual Stressed Lady

 

Yup, the Pre Menstrual one sounds about right!! You blokes ought to try having to put up with bleeding once a month and then you would realised why women are so bloody stroppy!!!!!

 

my wife bleeds every time my tea isnt ready, or she talks without permission


Only kidding Ferne - please, everyone promise not to tell her

 

LOL! Left myself open for a comment like that I suppose!!

 

Buzz - you're a turnip! Had enough trouble with the last husband - do you really think I'd let you get away with that. Just so you can make it up to me - I'm off to the gym tonight, hair done Friday for night out with the girlies to Pozition, Saturday you can take James to my mums, then I'm having a total body massage Saturday afternoon after your mum has taken me out to pick paint, wall paper and a new carpet for our hall/stairs and landing.

Ha teach you to use me to get your laughs!!!!!!

PS Yes dear your tea will be on the table, sausage, mash, carrots, peas, Yorkshires and gravy - is that OK?

XXX

 

Damn!

I blame you for this Red-dog - be more careful what you post so I dont get into trouble when I reply please

 

PMWL @ Buzz and Ferne, Domestic anyone?

 

Another????????????? PMWL?

 

pishing myself with laughter