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12 November 2002, 01:23 PM
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A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying
them into his lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left
out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see
it so he knocks on he door. There's no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually a Japanese bloke answers...
"Harro", says the jappy chappy.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's your
Wheely Bin?"
"OK" "OK" , says the Jap, "I wheely bin having w**k"
them into his lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left
out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see
it so he knocks on he door. There's no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually a Japanese bloke answers...
"Harro", says the jappy chappy.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's your
Wheely Bin?"
"OK" "OK" , says the Jap, "I wheely bin having w**k"
