Fun email my Cousin In the US sent me...
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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller Lite or Budweiser if you wish
(the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in
the cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $107.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller Lite or Budweiser if you wish
(the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in
the cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $107.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
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