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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a copper with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
"What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the copper, "What do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of bridge..."

The ticket - £60.

The look on his face,

PRICELESS

Jolly Green Monster 2

I dunno..........

LOL

JGM

The_Gza

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John Catlin

Love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!