A trip down memory lane...
09 October 2002, 10:59 AM
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Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the
place where they first met. Sitting at a cafe, the little old man says,
"Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe,
went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from
behind."
Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with grin.
"Well", said the little old man, "for old time's sake, let's go there again,
and I'll give you one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting
next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking
it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and
follows them.
Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old
lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down
his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the
fence.
Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the young man has
ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a
pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere,
the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally,
they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the young man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything
that equates to this, not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his
own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself,"I have to know his
secret. If only I could **** like that now, let alone in 50 years time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the young man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir,
in all my life I have never seen anybody **** like that, particularly at
your age. What's your secret? Could you **** like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f****ing fence wasn't
electrified!!!"
place where they first met. Sitting at a cafe, the little old man says,
"Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe,
went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from
behind."
Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with grin.
"Well", said the little old man, "for old time's sake, let's go there again,
and I'll give you one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting
next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking
it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and
follows them.
Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old
lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down
his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the
fence.
Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the young man has
ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a
pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere,
the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally,
they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the young man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything
that equates to this, not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his
own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself,"I have to know his
secret. If only I could **** like that now, let alone in 50 years time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the young man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir,
in all my life I have never seen anybody **** like that, particularly at
your age. What's your secret? Could you **** like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f****ing fence wasn't
electrified!!!"
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