MarkO

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll probably find the cat's overheard people slagging him off (like you're doing here) and so has decided to go and stay with somebody who appreciates him.

[Edited by MarkO - 10/8/2002 4:09:31 PM]

mj

imagine waking up to this on your pillow.
the dog probably overheard wifey saying she needed a fresh sheet on the bed.



[Edited by mj - 10/8/2002 4:11:28 PM]

Esoteric Beast

The saddest bit is you called her Scoobie

[Edited by Esoteric Beast - 10/9/2002 12:32:08 PM]

barge

They just are OK

We are talking propper dogs here, not these little snappy rat sized things.

For one thing when a dog has a crap it does not attempt to 1/2 bury it in my garden, also neither of my dogs has ever given me a little pressent like the below

spiders
moths
butterfies
craneflies
dragonflies
frogs
mice
worms
birds

& they play ball
carry sticks
eat cats
are very nice
eat cats
walking them takes me past serveral good pubs
they also eat cats

CraigH

They are also dumb, like their owners

dogmaul

have you mentioned they eat cats ????

merkin

Some of them will even eat the snappy, rat sized dogs, which is a bonus

mj

addmitedley dogs dont bury their turds - they just drop their guts wherever they want or their owner lets them, so that little kids can run/roll through them and catch hideous diseases that make them blind.

give me a cat any day of the week - you wont catch me picking up a freshley laid dog egg,plastic bag or not. the thought of it makes me want to spew.

personally, i think dogs are pretty thick, by virtue of the fact that they can be trained to do things. try and get a cat to jump through a hoop in return for a biscuit, they have better things to do than try to please their owner.

merkin

What, like wrecking yer house and scratching yer furniture to bits?

Phil_

Isn't that the whole point of a pet? If you want something strong-willed and independent, get a lion. So what if it eats the wife? At least it's not a stupid dog.

Dogs are far better than cats.

mj

i rather have a few scratches on the arm of the sette than dogsh1t in the back garden.

my cats dont crap in my garden anyway, they save it for the neighbours.

merkin

I dont have dog**** in the garden cos i get up off my **** and clean it up

mj

my point exactly.

merkin

but then nor do i have a pet who frankly would rather be anywhere the vast majority of the time than with you, which kind of defeats the object of having a pet. Cats are disloyal, case in point my neighbours cat who seems to prefer my house (and fecking car, but i wont start on that one) to his owners.

merkin

erm, read above, I dont have a cat

carl

Are any of you 'dog people' married? If so, what are your wives like? Loyal and obedient (read: stupid) -- like a dog, or fiery and independent -- like a cat.

Just interested

merkin

Run off with the neighbour, like a cat

TonyBurns

iTrader: (3)

Well we know why you dont have to go and clean up anything that your cat does, it goes into someone elses garden and does it [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
and whats wrong with these rat size dogs (well not quite rat sized but she is a rat catcher by breed )

Tony

mj

if i did have a dog, it would be rat sized.

dsmith

Can you big huge devil cats ?

mj

hows this:

Phil_

Hmmm...does your fiery and independent wife keep bringing in half-dead animals too?

mj

no, but she p1ssed in the porch last new years eve.

Hong Kong Phooey

can't believe what I'm reading....someone prefers cats....you're taking the p*ss.
Any day now I'm going to open the gate and let my dogs s**t for all their worth in next door's garden. That'll be the start to making up for some of the cat **** I've had to clean out our front garden. Never mind the vermin climbing onto and INTO my car if I turn the other way........etc..etc...

My wife had our first baby 3 months ago and owning dogs was a concern @ that time. Our consultant put our minds at rest - dogs no problem.....cats no way, high risk of disease....the blindness thingy etc.

P.S. Barge......don't ever throw a stick for your dog to fetch......I did once upon a time and it lodged in the throat of my 6 month old springer spaniel.....who died a week later as she didn't get through the two operations to repair the damage

barge

****e news about the dog dying.

dogs eat cats

red_dog104

Cats are the best! It's true! 100%. For a start, they don't smell!! You don't have to walk them and they are clever enough to have a couple of homes so they will never go hungry. Plus, they don't sit whining outside the toilet door every time you go to the loo! Come on dog lovers, get a grip!

merkin

says red-DOG

dsmith

"Cats are the best! It's true! 100%. For a start, they don't smell!! You don't have to walk them "

Both are true for the simple fact that cats sh*t where they like when they like. I've still never had a visit from a concerned cat owner asking if I minded their darling moggy using my garden as a toilet.

Deano

p.s. catching the mice around the garden is just about sufficent payment for tolerating their other anti-social activities

Grottbags

I have a cat that plays fetch better than any dog I've ever had. Even tried throwing the ball up the end of the garden and she brings it straight back.

barge

it must think its a dog then