Do these Lancer guys have a problem ?
08 October 2002, 12:30 AM
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Found this in "engine tuning" 
http://www.lancerregister.com/bbs/sh...1&pagenumber=3
Viagra comes in 25, 50 and 100 mg as far as I know. I havent checked the Pfizer web site, because I dont need Viagra yet. But I was going to take a small pill for fun
Anyway, appearently, you also get a small device to cut pills in halves or quarters, so all you need is 100mg, and you can get 25, 50, 75 or 100 mg doses
The effet was described to me as follows: you take the pill, without drinking alcohol (this is appearently extremely important!) and wait for half an hour. When you get aroused, your ***** will stay hard for longer periods, ie. 30 - 60 minutes. And that's the 25mg It basically makes the blood flow into your manhood and then "shuts the door" so to speak, keeping it from flowing back. Which means in practice, that for as long as the Viagra lasts, even after ejaculation, your ***** will stay hard.
My friend once tried a 100mg and when I asked him how that was, he just laughed and had this look on his face like "you cant even imagine"
Maybe you should "give it a shot"?
PS: he mentioned side effets as being temporary (2 - 3 hours) red face (high blood pressure?), irritable skin and even seeing stuff in black and white...
Anyway, appearently, you also get a small device to cut pills in halves or quarters, so all you need is 100mg, and you can get 25, 50, 75 or 100 mg doses
The effet was described to me as follows: you take the pill, without drinking alcohol (this is appearently extremely important!) and wait for half an hour. When you get aroused, your ***** will stay hard for longer periods, ie. 30 - 60 minutes. And that's the 25mg It basically makes the blood flow into your manhood and then "shuts the door" so to speak, keeping it from flowing back. Which means in practice, that for as long as the Viagra lasts, even after ejaculation, your ***** will stay hard.
My friend once tried a 100mg and when I asked him how that was, he just laughed and had this look on his face like "you cant even imagine"
Maybe you should "give it a shot"?
PS: he mentioned side effets as being temporary (2 - 3 hours) red face (high blood pressure?), irritable skin and even seeing stuff in black and white...
08 October 2002, 08:18 AM
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Erm Andy, I think Subaru drivers might be affected as well...
http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/threa...hreadID=124677
http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/threa...hreadID=124677
08 October 2002, 08:50 AM
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Anybody spotted the common link. Its CLAUDIUS! He seems to have a real thing about Viagra. Knows more about it than most doctors. He even knows the side effects. Claims he was told 
08 October 2002, 09:52 AM
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aw c'mon it's an isolated post in the thread, and dear old Claudius wrote it.
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08 October 2002, 11:17 AM
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So this guy goes to his doctor, and complains that he can't even GET an erection, never mind keep one. He's tried everything, including viagra.
THe doctor says there's nothing he can do.
The guy is insistent though, and eventually, the doctor says "Well, there is one thing I haven't tried you with, but there are side effects..............."
"I don't care," interrupys the guy, "I'll try anything, doc, anything."
So the doctor gives him an injection in his manhood, and sends him home to his wife.
Three days later, the guy is back, complaining that, not only did he get an erection, but he's still got it, and it's getting beyond a joke.
The doctor says there's nothing he can do, but again, the guy interrupts: "Come on, doc., to every known drug, there's an anti drug, isn't there?"
"But that wasn't a known drug, unfortunately", says the doctor.
"OK, says the guy, "what was it then?"
The doctor replies:"Three of sand, one of cement, mate!"
:
Little Jimmy is in the garden with Grandpa, when he pulls a worm out of it's hole.
"I'll give you 50p if you can get him back down his hole," smiles Grandpa.
Jimmy runs into the house, and comes back with a can of hairspray. He holds the worm up, and sprays it solid with the hairspray, then slowly inserts it back down it's hole.
Grandpa says "that was clever, I'll go and get your 50p," and goes into the house.
He comes out about half an hour later, and gives the kid 50p. He then hands over another £5, saying "and that's from your Grandma."
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THe doctor says there's nothing he can do.
The guy is insistent though, and eventually, the doctor says "Well, there is one thing I haven't tried you with, but there are side effects..............."
"I don't care," interrupys the guy, "I'll try anything, doc, anything."
So the doctor gives him an injection in his manhood, and sends him home to his wife.
Three days later, the guy is back, complaining that, not only did he get an erection, but he's still got it, and it's getting beyond a joke.
The doctor says there's nothing he can do, but again, the guy interrupts: "Come on, doc., to every known drug, there's an anti drug, isn't there?"
"But that wasn't a known drug, unfortunately", says the doctor.
"OK, says the guy, "what was it then?"
The doctor replies:"Three of sand, one of cement, mate!"
:Little Jimmy is in the garden with Grandpa, when he pulls a worm out of it's hole.
"I'll give you 50p if you can get him back down his hole," smiles Grandpa.
Jimmy runs into the house, and comes back with a can of hairspray. He holds the worm up, and sprays it solid with the hairspray, then slowly inserts it back down it's hole.
Grandpa says "that was clever, I'll go and get your 50p," and goes into the house.
He comes out about half an hour later, and gives the kid 50p. He then hands over another £5, saying "and that's from your Grandma."
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