worst song lyric????
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the worst song lyric to me has to be SNAP, rhythm is a dancer!
lyric- its a serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer!!!
WHAT THE **** IS THAT, makes me cringe!!!!!!!
lyric- its a serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer!!!
WHAT THE **** IS THAT, makes me cringe!!!!!!!
It's gotta be...
I'm affraid of the dark,
especially when i'm in a park,
I don't wanna see a ghost,
It's the thought that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
Life oh life of life.........
That is criminal! It's Desray, gives us a good laugh at work though!
I'm affraid of the dark,
especially when i'm in a park,
I don't wanna see a ghost,
It's the thought that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
Life oh life of life.........
That is criminal! It's Desray, gives us a good laugh at work though!
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Lloyd Cole & Commotions:
"Why don't you read Norman Mailer
Or get a new tailor ..."
Duran Duran / Please Please Tell Me Now:
"Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war"
Duran Duran / Hungry Like The Wolf:
"I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found ..."
Duran Duran / To The Shore:
"And diamond stars shine glitter bright
Gorgeing your sanhedralite ..."
Leo Sayer / Moonlighting:
"...and the water department of the council offices has a message
That Mrs. Potts' daughter is missing"
The Macc Lads / Hey Hey We're the Macc Lads:
"Hey hey we're the Macc Lads
And we're not f*ck*ng queer
We like pulling fit crack
And drinking lots of beer"
"Why don't you read Norman Mailer
Or get a new tailor ..."
Duran Duran / Please Please Tell Me Now:
"Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war"
Duran Duran / Hungry Like The Wolf:
"I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found ..."
Duran Duran / To The Shore:
"And diamond stars shine glitter bright
Gorgeing your sanhedralite ..."
Leo Sayer / Moonlighting:
"...and the water department of the council offices has a message
That Mrs. Potts' daughter is missing"
The Macc Lads / Hey Hey We're the Macc Lads:
"Hey hey we're the Macc Lads
And we're not f*ck*ng queer
We like pulling fit crack
And drinking lots of beer"
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"Yes, we can do this like Brutus, play it like a flutist, or jump it like a nudist parachutist"
"I don't need nobody tryin to sweat me or tryin to get me, or tryin to soak me like a Tetley tea bag"
"I be bonin like a skeleton, never wear Benetton"
all from the hilariously bad track "We can do this" by Young MC
"I don't need nobody tryin to sweat me or tryin to get me, or tryin to soak me like a Tetley tea bag"
"I be bonin like a skeleton, never wear Benetton"
all from the hilariously bad track "We can do this" by Young MC
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Anything by a UK Garage Band:
Pay as you go, yo, feel like I flow, 'ho, go hard an' I don't go slow
or whatever the **** it was, or Romeo's new song "it's all gravy". Really? Is it? What, all of it? Bisto?
Pay as you go, yo, feel like I flow, 'ho, go hard an' I don't go slow
or whatever the **** it was, or Romeo's new song "it's all gravy". Really? Is it? What, all of it? Bisto?
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From: Surrey/London borders.
And so, I broke into the palace, with a sponge and a rusty spanner, she said "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said: "that's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead.
[Edited by fatherpierre - 9/25/2002 10:29:38 PM]
I said: "that's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead.
[Edited by fatherpierre - 9/25/2002 10:29:38 PM]
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Beemer -- that's a great lyric!
"I fumble for change, and pull out the Queen
Smiling, beguiling
I put in the money, and pull out the plum ... behind me"
"Hey boy, they shout -- have you got any money? And I say
I've a little money and a takeaway curry,
I'm on the way home to my wife
She'll be lining up the cutlery, you know she's expecting me
Polishing the glasses and pulling out the cork"
If the 20-year-old Paul Weller met the 44-year-old Paul Weller, he'd beat the sh*t out of him
"I fumble for change, and pull out the Queen
Smiling, beguiling
I put in the money, and pull out the plum ... behind me"
"Hey boy, they shout -- have you got any money? And I say
I've a little money and a takeaway curry,
I'm on the way home to my wife
She'll be lining up the cutlery, you know she's expecting me
Polishing the glasses and pulling out the cork"
If the 20-year-old Paul Weller met the 44-year-old Paul Weller, he'd beat the sh*t out of him
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"I've got a secret rose tatoo, that I've been dying to show to you"
UUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Not that I have anything against the girl, but I think she should have taken some advice on that line.
Paul
"I've got a secret rose tatoo, that I've been dying to show to you"
UUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Not that I have anything against the girl, but I think she should have taken some advice on that line.
Paul
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OK... but what about alternate song lyrics?
eg George McRae "Woman, take me in your arms, rock me baby"
becomes "Woman, take me up your ****, **** me baby"
you fill in the ****'s
Keeps me amused on the motorways
eg George McRae "Woman, take me in your arms, rock me baby"
becomes "Woman, take me up your ****, **** me baby"
you fill in the ****'s
Keeps me amused on the motorways
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