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19 September 2002, 08:47 PM
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A man comes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.
When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that
his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and there has been no improvement.
"Listen," says the doc. "I have migraines, too...and the advice
I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical
school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own
experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot
bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off
with the hottest water I can stand ....especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex...and almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took
your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for
17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a really nice house."
When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that
his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and there has been no improvement.
"Listen," says the doc. "I have migraines, too...and the advice
I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical
school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own
experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot
bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off
with the hottest water I can stand ....especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex...and almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took
your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for
17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a really nice house."
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