MarkO

With all this war talk going on in the world..i want to ask you a very serious question that you may not be able to answer.

Say you could kill 5 scousers lives by having your own life taken...What would you do??????

BTW THE SCOUSERS ARE ALL WEARING SHELL SUITS.

What would you honestly do??????If asked now?

TelBoy

And for today's hypothetical, but REALLY need an HONEST answer question...

WTF?

Tiggs

cheat- 4 has got to cost you a limb?

Nevetas

I'd pull my .243 and take them out on an individual basis :P

Tiggs

jason, up to you but they'd have my limb before my nuts!

Nevetas

What colour shell suits?

Tiggs

"What colour shell suits? "

bright and loud!

DavidLewis

The very reason why I would never join the forces. In WWII I bet the odds were less than 5 to 1.

DavidLewis

Do I feel a **** or what. Just seen Imatruckas post, so now I know where this one is coming from

RichB

what if you could save all of em and their families and their families friends... ?

Tiggs

good god! shouldnt UN inspectors be preventing developments like that?

yoza

Were did you get that photo of me and my mates.......

skiddus_markus

If I die then so will 5 scousers as the tax I won't be paying towards their dole will mean they'll starve.

Only joking Yoza and any other scousers

Jolly Green Monster 2

FFS, I am going to have to move again!



JGM

super_si

what if you stabbed them all in the stomach that way you can kill them all.

because you didnt kill them they die come 5hours later

i think...........

FASTER MIKE!!

its too late they`ve piched the weapons and pi$$ed off

super_si

lol typical

MarkO

You poor b*stard. I feel for you, I really do.

Thankfully, I'll only be in the area for another 4-6 weeks, and then I'll be escaping from the god-awful sh1thole. I look forward to the day where I can walk into a shop and not get served by a girl with ringlets, gold hoop ear-rings, and a 4" gold clown hanging from her necklace.

[Edited by MarkO - 9/11/2002 7:59:45 AM]

imatrukahs

LOL....^^^^^

Jolly Green Monster 2

I dread having to go into Maidstone and am glad to live about 10miles outside and we go to Ashford which is only slightly better over Maidstone given the chance.

Still, had me in stitches the other week... went into Ashford and my daughter was asleep in the car so I sat there with her and my wife went and did the shopping (superb ). Whilst sat there, there is a screach of tyres and the sound of a diesel engine being ragged.
A 106 wallows around the carpark enterance bend and continues at about 40mph across the busy carpark and parks opposite me..
one side of the 106 is dented and half repaired filler and sanded paintwork everywhere.. the fact that the guy thinks that :
A) it is cool to drive like that
B) in a diesel
C) displaying recent crash damage
might explain why the 5 guys crammed in the thing thought it also was cool to have the stereo loud and distorting and to take their shirts off when in the car and put them back on when they got out and to wear gold chains which looked like they are made of Hula Hoops and to have large earings..
I laughed so much I nearly woke my daughter up..

JGM

Jen

lol! They're *still* wearing large earings?! I left just over...er...5 years ago and they were doing that then lol!! How about the permed-blonde hair tyed *really* high up?!

...still got family down there (who are looking to move asap), often thinking of driving by "the bridge" in the old scoob...give the nova/escort/astra boys something to drool at lol!

Jen

MarkO

They're still the same.

For anyone who's not had the pleasure of seeing these strange species, may I recommend the Chatham Girls website. I thought it was a hilarious site, until I walked into a shop in Canterbury and saw a real-world example right in front of me. It was less funny after that.

imatrukahs

AHHHHH the bridge..used to go there every fri and sat many years ago....great days.

Maidstone is excellent for a sat nite out....but for shopping..$hite..we always go Bluewater.

bros2

Used to live in Wateringbury, have to say that Maidstone made me smile. Seemed very backwards compared to Newcastle, where I originate from, or even Colchester, where I spent three years.

Whatever you have against Maidstone, however, it has to be as nothing compared to Basildon, which I think has to be the poor white trash centre of the UK. Seemed to be de rigeur for all 15 year-olds to be pushing a pram, accompanied by a spotty RS-oik wearing a shellsuit, smoking a rollup, with another tucked carefully behind his ear for later consumption. The 18 year-olds were the same, but would also have a 5 year-old with them, inevitably called Tiffany/Shelley/Lorraine/Maxine/Curtis (screeched "CurtIIIISS" each time the thieving little git tried to half inch something, thus getting shouted at about once a minute).

Shops of distinction? Well, the highly tasteful Crazy George's, which never states prices of anything, just how much it costs per week - this for really quite mundane stuff like a microwave. APR is, of course, 35%+. Or how about **** 'N' Mags, surely the most upmarket of all newsagents....

I worked there for the best part of 4 years, and carefully wiped my shoes when I left.

Bros

imatrukahs

Why do you associate RS with wa*kers?...I am an RS owner and can admit to being one...but not all are!!!

Jen

I've lived in worse places than Maidstone

Do they still have the large flowery sheep? Didn't that cost £20000 or something?!

imatrukahs

Aye the sheep has been relocated after floods of letters to get it back after it was taken down..LOL.It now resides out the rear of Stoneborough..OPPS Chequers..

Jen

lol! Well I guess if it was that expensive people want to get they're money's worth!!

Jen

bros2

Ima

You'll notice I said RS-oik, a specific sub-strain of the RS gene. Comes with the territory, Basildon being Ford Central.

And being a (very) poor area, Series I RS Escorts have filtered a looooong way down the food chain to the point where even those on the jam roll will somehow manage to acquire one.

Bros (ex RS co car driver)

imatrukahs

Btw Marko...i also live just outside Maidstone...


[Edited by imatrukahs - 9/10/2002 5:26:38 PM]