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Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's eclipse
coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's come in his
shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddy Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the
Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

Ulrika Jonsson was a humble GMTV weathergirl talking about snowfall when she revealed: "I had a good
eight inches last night."

Lorraine Kelly on GMTV: "This year's hairstyle is called a **** and our resident stylist is here to
give our model one."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's
misses every chance he gets."

Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown: "Ah, 'erection', let's see
it up please Carol."

David Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on Bargain Hunt, said to expert Nigel Smith:
"You're a bit of a knockers man." "Yes," he replied. "I've come across quite a few in my time."

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was
practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your
amazing third leg."

Beatrice Hillyer was discussing the availability of fresh water in Baghdad when she informed TVAM
viewers: "Just after the liberation, I was getting it twice a day in my hotel room."

Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson
to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being
rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

STEVE Cram covering the men's 200 metres at the World Athletics Championships: "Pumping away, Marlon
Devonish has got the Olympic champion inside him."

Chain letters host Allan Stewart was discussing a 6ft 5in contestant called Richard when he told two
women competitors: "That's enough Dick for both of you."

Expert David Batty was examining a bowl with a pineapple-shaped lid on Antiques Roadshow when he
exclaimed: "This is the most magical, wonderful **** I have ever seen."

BEST TILL LAST...

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you
could get it."

Ro.

brickboy

fnarr fnarr

jasonwrxowner

Chris tarrent was doing a phone quiz on Capital FM one morning and the contestant was asked to name a famous sports presenter.

After lost of "umm's" she still could not answer.

Chris said that he would give her a clue. "YOU CAN SUCK HIS NAME" he prompted as the answer was MURRY WALKER (Murry mints)

She thought a bit more and answered....."Is it DICKY DAVIS"

I nearly crashed my car laughing.

Jerome

Cricket:

"The bowlers Holding, the batsmans Willey"


Rugby:

"Condom streches to cover the loose ball"

rallycol

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Commentary on an athlete " she opened her legs and showed her class"

Fuzz

Jerome,
It's the other way around (still gives the same affect though)

the Batsman's Holding, The bowler's *****.