a forwarded joke I actually laughed at.
27 August 2002, 02:33 PM
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A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, ‘Single, huh?’
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, ‘How'd you guess?’
He says, ‘Because you're f**king ugly’
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