druddle

What did the gay man say to the bloke sat at a bar who was blocking
his way?







Wait for it, its a corker.....











Can i push your stool in?

MarkO

You only just heard that one for the first time?

druddle

Yes.

MarkO

Here's one you might not have heard. :

George Bush and Tony Blair are deep in conversation at a White House dinner one night. One of the guests walks over to them and asks what they are discussing. "We are making up the plans for World War Three," says Bush. "Wow," says the guest. "And what are the plans?"

"We're gonna kill 16 million Muslims - and one dentist," answers Bush. The guest looks to be a bit confused. "A...dentist?" he asks, "why would you kill a dentist?"

Bush pats Blair on the back and says, "What did I tell you, Tony? Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims."

barge

MarkO


Very good

When does WW3 start ?

MarkO

A week on Tuesday.

Apparently psychologists have now established the reasons for the current behaviour of the United States of America. Having been late for the last two World Wars, they're making sure they're right in there at the start for the next one.

(Copyright Not the Nine O'Clock News, c1979 - but still relevant now!!! )

sexy-blue-scoob

Why do Brits take an instants disklike to Americans........













They find in saves time.