Today's slighlty rude joke
16 August 2002, 12:04 PM
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There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says " I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes".
The Scotsman says " That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank."
With that the Irishman says " Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a ****!!!!!!!"
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The Englishman says " I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes".
The Scotsman says " That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank."
With that the Irishman says " Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a ****!!!!!!!"
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16 August 2002, 12:12 PM
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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “Where the hell have you been? “
“I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?”
“What kind of tattoo did you get? “
“I got a hundred fifty pound note on my *****.”
“What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a fifty pound note on your *****?”
“Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow . . . Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money . . . Third, I like how money feels in my hand . . .And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a fifty pounds anytime you want ! ! !”
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“I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?”
“What kind of tattoo did you get? “
“I got a hundred fifty pound note on my *****.”
“What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a fifty pound note on your *****?”
“Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow . . . Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money . . . Third, I like how money feels in my hand . . .And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a fifty pounds anytime you want ! ! !”
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16 August 2002, 12:27 PM
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a man walked into his daughters room one day, to find her lay on the bed with a 14" ***** stuck inside her.
"what the hell are you doing" he screams.
the daughter replies -" father , you never let me go out to meet people, and I have never been with a man. This rubber **** is my husband"
"very well" said the man, and walked out of the room.
The next night the young girl walked into her fathers room to find her dad on his hands and knees with a pint in his hand and the ***** stuck up his ****.
"what the hell are you doing" she screams.
"just having a pint with the son in law" he says.
"what the hell are you doing" he screams.
the daughter replies -" father , you never let me go out to meet people, and I have never been with a man. This rubber **** is my husband"
"very well" said the man, and walked out of the room.
The next night the young girl walked into her fathers room to find her dad on his hands and knees with a pint in his hand and the ***** stuck up his ****.
"what the hell are you doing" she screams.
"just having a pint with the son in law" he says.
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