Neighbour Claims I've Killed Her Bird
10 August 2002, 05:14 PM
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Talk about neighbour from hell!!!!!! Got my car out of the garage this morning and next door neighbour comes shooting out of her house waving this dead Cockateil at me!!!
Apparently its the second one to die in the last week! It appears her reasoning for the untimely death of the last one is me putting my car away after 11 pm,revving it up to get over the lip in my garage floor!!!!
The really mad thing is that the mad cow really does believe that my de-cat has killed them!! (its not that loud
As you can imagine I told her she has lost the plot and to fluck off!!
Some strange people out there!my mates found it hilarious in the pub!
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Simon
Apparently its the second one to die in the last week! It appears her reasoning for the untimely death of the last one is me putting my car away after 11 pm,revving it up to get over the lip in my garage floor!!!!
The really mad thing is that the mad cow really does believe that my de-cat has killed them!! (its not that loud
As you can imagine I told her she has lost the plot and to fluck off!!
Some strange people out there!my mates found it hilarious in the pub!
Regards
Simon
10 August 2002, 06:00 PM
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LOL! 
That's a very valid point though. Give her ever increasing problems to help alleviate the previous one. The trouble may start just after you've burnt down her house and nailed her by the breasticles to the front of a train. How would you top that then?
That's a very valid point though. Give her ever increasing problems to help alleviate the previous one. The trouble may start just after you've burnt down her house and nailed her by the breasticles to the front of a train. How would you top that then?
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10 August 2002, 07:15 PM
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Well she should have kept the windows shut !
A sudden gust of wind should NOT have irrepairably damaged it !
heartless i know but I'll bet it's not her first.
I'll bet shes had a Cockortwo
A sudden gust of wind should NOT have irrepairably damaged it !
heartless i know but I'll bet it's not her first.
I'll bet shes had a Cockortwo
10 August 2002, 08:32 PM
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Look U guys you have just woke my little lad up from all my LOL
I love the taxidermist idea. offer that as a piece offering then run like hell
I love the taxidermist idea. offer that as a piece offering then run like hell
10 August 2002, 08:42 PM
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lmfao chaps!! So it's not just me who thought it a rediculous accusation! NKH i've done the diplomatic bit before doesnt work with a fruitcake like her!
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Simon
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Simon
11 August 2002, 01:01 AM
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Talking of fruitcake neighbours, I used to live next door to an elderly lady, who had her brain immobiliser permanently on.
I had replaced the asbestos
roof sheets on my garage with see-thru plastic ones.
The old woman used to throw bread bits on top of my roof for the birds. one day when I was in the garage I heard a THUD on the roof, looked up to find a unopened loaf of Mothers Pride
Still laugh to this day about that one
If i was you I'd get a louder exhaust, maybe that'll topple her off her perch one day
I had replaced the asbestos
roof sheets on my garage with see-thru plastic ones.The old woman used to throw bread bits on top of my roof for the birds. one day when I was in the garage I heard a THUD on the roof, looked up to find a unopened loaf of Mothers Pride
Still laugh to this day about that one
If i was you I'd get a louder exhaust, maybe that'll topple her off her perch one day
11 August 2002, 01:30 AM
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Tell her to keep budgies as there much more hardy bird and more resistent to decats!
Failing that tell her you keep a Blue tailed scooby warbler and have had no stiffs to date
Failing that tell her you keep a Blue tailed scooby warbler and have had no stiffs to date
11 August 2002, 11:37 AM
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Hi m8
Is it the top or bottom lip you're revving to get over in your garage
These birds are only worth a £10 in real terms plus it takes at least 12 of them to make a decent roast dinner so you've only got 10 to go.
Can't see it being your motor thats frightening them to death. Unless you are trying to park in her livingroom. As you said already - tell her to **** off. Either that or wait till midnight and set your alarm off. Stuff a pillow time
Alasdair
Is it the top or bottom lip you're revving to get over in your garage
These birds are only worth a £10 in real terms plus it takes at least 12 of them to make a decent roast dinner so you've only got 10 to go.
Can't see it being your motor thats frightening them to death. Unless you are trying to park in her livingroom. As you said already - tell her to **** off. Either that or wait till midnight and set your alarm off. Stuff a pillow time
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11 August 2002, 11:51 AM
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Just read your neighbours posting on the COCKATEILNET BBs, and you should be affraid, very affraid......
Sollution, talk to her and say that if she continues to buy cockatiels, knowing full well that they are going to die, you,ll have no hesitation in calling the R.S.P.B. and reporting her for cruelty...
Or.
Be a really nice neighbour and take her to the pet shop and buy her a new one. Before buying just check to see that the one you get is deaf..
Sollution, talk to her and say that if she continues to buy cockatiels, knowing full well that they are going to die, you,ll have no hesitation in calling the R.S.P.B. and reporting her for cruelty...
Or.
Be a really nice neighbour and take her to the pet shop and buy her a new one. Before buying just check to see that the one you get is deaf..
11 August 2002, 12:51 PM
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Is she old or just mad???
My next door neighbour, (80 something year old), said that it would be my fault if her house got broken into because I didn't have a lock on my gate! She truly believed it too!
Some people just love to whinge.
My next door neighbour, (80 something year old), said that it would be my fault if her house got broken into because I didn't have a lock on my gate! She truly believed it too!
Some people just love to whinge.
11 August 2002, 03:49 PM
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I think she's quite right. And make sure your front doorbell is working or it'll be your fault if she misses one of her fruitbat friends coming round?????
Alas
I think she's quite right. And make sure your front doorbell is working or it'll be your fault if she misses one of her fruitbat friends coming round?????
Alas
11 August 2002, 04:17 PM
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BEW-the nailed breasticles could be covered in jam and the train could be carrying the worlds largest collection of escaping ants(originally 1million but now 100k due to the obvious) with a fascination for warm,dark places.
After prising nails free with her teeth(now very jagged and broken)she could fall from the fast moving train into a pile of cotton wool,tin foil and down there hair-these would be forced into her open mouth,with the cotton wool instantly drying up her mouth whilst the tinfoil rubs against her fillings and the curly hair sticks to the back of her throat.
I could go on..........
After prising nails free with her teeth(now very jagged and broken)she could fall from the fast moving train into a pile of cotton wool,tin foil and down there hair-these would be forced into her open mouth,with the cotton wool instantly drying up her mouth whilst the tinfoil rubs against her fillings and the curly hair sticks to the back of her throat.
I could go on..........
11 August 2002, 05:02 PM
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In the old days, didn't they used to use budgies in the mines to check for gas? Maybe cockatiels are like really sensitive budgies or something and they are being killed by the increased emmissions due to your decat.
Just a thought.
J
Just a thought.
J
12 August 2002, 11:01 AM
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Just read this thread..LOL...
All joking aside, it probably is your fault
Birds, esp Cockatiels are very sensitive to low frequency noise - its like bats and sonar - but not the same.
You're decat exhaust will probably have caused it huge distress, such that it will have died
D
All joking aside, it probably is your fault
Birds, esp Cockatiels are very sensitive to low frequency noise - its like bats and sonar - but not the same.
You're decat exhaust will probably have caused it huge distress, such that it will have died
D
12 August 2002, 11:20 AM
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RAOTFLMAO at STI MAN thats one of the best i have heard for ages.
Simon you weren't trying to do a spit roast with it in the exhaust were you? Cause if you were that would explain why its dead
Silly cow, tell her to get double galzing or move her next one to another part of the house, ie further away from your garage.
LOL@
thats one of the best i have heard for ages.Simon you weren't trying to do a spit roast with it in the exhaust were you?
Cause if you were that would explain why its deadSilly cow, tell her to get double galzing or move her next one to another part of the house, ie further away from your garage.
LOL@
The old woman used to throw bread bits on top of my roof for the birds. one day when I was in the garage I heard a THUD on the roof, looked up to find a unopened loaf of Mothers Pride