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Those jokes are good! loved this one!
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,replies: "Yes we do have ******. Actually we carry many models." The old woman then asks "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu sssell aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
The old woman asks: "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww tttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,replies: "Yes we do have ******. Actually we carry many models." The old woman then asks "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu sssell aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
The old woman asks: "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww tttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
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