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26 July 2002, 02:45 PM
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An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one member of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they both were equally
qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the morning, hugely hung over after partying all night. She immediately went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin.
The executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I have a terrible headache."
It would be a hard decision to make, as they both were equally
qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the morning, hugely hung over after partying all night. She immediately went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin.
The executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I have a terrible headache."
Going around my office now !
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