***JADE...THE MOST ANNOYIN PERSON ON EARTH??!***
07 January 2002, 05:16 PM
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I've noticed on here that many people are calling Jade fat.
This girl, yes a very annoying girl at that, is probably only a size 14 but wears too tight clothes. She looks large besides the other girls because they look like size 10 workout queens.
Jade would be much more normal looking beside Alison. 
How many of you guys have partners who are size 14/16? Would you tell them they were fat? If so, how long would you live afterwards?
Btw, yes she does resemble a pig, but enough of the fat jokes please!!
[Edited by GarnetFox - 7/1/2002 5:17:03 PM]
This girl, yes a very annoying girl at that, is probably only a size 14 but wears too tight clothes. She looks large besides the other girls because they look like size 10 workout queens.
Jade would be much more normal looking beside Alison. How many of you guys have partners who are size 14/16? Would you tell them they were fat? If so, how long would you live afterwards?
Btw, yes she does resemble a pig, but enough of the fat jokes please!!
[Edited by GarnetFox - 7/1/2002 5:17:03 PM]
07 January 2002, 09:21 PM
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jades not fat??????? errr, yes she is- she is very overweight, she has more spare tyres than a cancelled track day.
and sticking her next to alsion is a daft theory, alison was beyond fat and into the world of heart attacks and crumbling knee joints (jade still has 15 yrs before that)
take a walk around a cardiac ward and look at all the bloaters who felt that they were just cuddly and their clothes were a bit small.
T
ps- she also looks like a pig but if i had to make a call i would go with fat over pig like.
edit to add if my wife was that fat yes i would tell her, the same as i would tell her not to smoke!!!
[Edited by Tiggs - 7/1/2002 9:22:07 PM]
and sticking her next to alsion is a daft theory, alison was beyond fat and into the world of heart attacks and crumbling knee joints (jade still has 15 yrs before that)
take a walk around a cardiac ward and look at all the bloaters who felt that they were just cuddly and their clothes were a bit small.
T
ps- she also looks like a pig but if i had to make a call i would go with fat over pig like.
edit to add if my wife was that fat yes i would tell her, the same as i would tell her not to smoke!!!
[Edited by Tiggs - 7/1/2002 9:22:07 PM]
07 January 2002, 11:24 PM
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So then shes playing the game but playing it totally wrong as shes shown herself to be a bitch. Brian won last year by being honest and himself hence why it is a dead cert that Johnny or Alex will win this years show.
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30 June 2002, 05:10 PM
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Well??....is the title of the post correct?- does the nation hate Jade? I certainly do, she's fat, thick, ugly!!!!
quote from Jade.......
"I don't think I'm the most gorgeous girl on the planet but I look at Kate and I don't think she's pretty at all. I'm prettier than Kate. Kate has got a weird nose and weird teeth. I don't think she's nothing at all."
What a w**ker!!
Someone pass the anthrax!!
quote from Jade.......
"I don't think I'm the most gorgeous girl on the planet but I look at Kate and I don't think she's pretty at all. I'm prettier than Kate. Kate has got a weird nose and weird teeth. I don't think she's nothing at all."
What a w**ker!!
Someone pass the anthrax!!
30 June 2002, 05:25 PM
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Nuff said
Obnoxious, lying, childish, minging, ugly etc etc.
Hopefully somebody slaps her before she leaves the house. Imagine being related to her and the stick you'd have to put up with!!
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Obnoxious, lying, childish, minging, ugly etc etc.
Hopefully somebody slaps her before she leaves the house. Imagine being related to her and the stick you'd have to put up with!!
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30 June 2002, 07:31 PM
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Looks like she'll be out this week anyway cause everyone in the house know thinks that at some time in the last 2 weeks, she has back stabbed them. Big votes from in the house I think come Monday. And then the public, well, me thinks we might actually see 99% of the vote, or better.....
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30 June 2002, 08:34 PM
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Cant stand the programme myself but walked into the lounge tonight and the kids had it on. Thought they were watching Shrek til they told me it was Jade off BB.
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30 June 2002, 08:36 PM
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And the other housemates have heard the public shouting get Jade out so they know she is very unpopular outside the BB house. She is out this week for sure and about time.
30 June 2002, 11:20 PM
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watched BB tonight, jade was in the diary room saying what she thought she had heard from the 'outside'......
.........."jade, you big fat horse"
i think she misheard 'horse' for '*****' somehow.
i have never thought i could be so hateful over any one person on TV.
what a stupid two faced dumbass fat mong, i hope she gets nominated this week, i never thought i would bother to vote, but i will be using every telephone available if she does.
<rant mode off> just me tppence worth BTW
.........."jade, you big fat horse"
i think she misheard 'horse' for '*****' somehow.
i have never thought i could be so hateful over any one person on TV.
what a stupid two faced dumbass fat mong, i hope she gets nominated this week, i never thought i would bother to vote, but i will be using every telephone available if she does.
<rant mode off> just me tppence worth BTW
30 June 2002, 11:30 PM
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i want to see her hurt - i feel the same, i never thought i'd hate someone off tv so much. Also i envy Alex as hes gonna get to nail Tara-Palmer-Tomkinson when he comes out..........grrrrrrrr - i want to poke her more than him!
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30 June 2002, 11:43 PM
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She is fat, ugly, annoyin and minging but I must admit she does a good job of getting the others bitching. And that fight with Adele was amusing to say the least.
01 July 2002, 03:12 AM
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Didnt Alex make out he'd met TPT at some modelling do and she ignored him? Dermot had her on BBLB that day to and she denied it. She was looking a bit rough too IIRC - sweating like a paedophile in a sweet shop.
01 July 2002, 05:27 PM
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She's very annoying yes - but to get back to the question here's my top ten;
1. Rudy Voller (Spitting, cheating German to$$ER)
2. Maggie Thatcher (people seem to think she's only lost it in the last few months)
3. Diego Mardonna (Greatest footballer on earth - wasted on a fat mindless tw@t)
4. Jade - Shrek (great post earlier)
5. Graham Norton (Very funny but on too much with same format)
6. Jimmy Hill (He seems to annoy everyone except Jimmy Hill)
7. Tony Blair (reminds me too much of Maggie)
8. The ar$e that won the last BB (Can't remember his name which tells you something)
9. Jimmy Knapp (although I think he might be dead now) - Rail strikes when I was working in London - Never forgiven him.
10. Craig Mac21 (to see if he's still around)
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1. Rudy Voller (Spitting, cheating German to$$ER)
2. Maggie Thatcher (people seem to think she's only lost it in the last few months)
3. Diego Mardonna (Greatest footballer on earth - wasted on a fat mindless tw@t)
4. Jade - Shrek (great post earlier)
5. Graham Norton (Very funny but on too much with same format)
6. Jimmy Hill (He seems to annoy everyone except Jimmy Hill)
7. Tony Blair (reminds me too much of Maggie)
8. The ar$e that won the last BB (Can't remember his name which tells you something)
9. Jimmy Knapp (although I think he might be dead now) - Rail strikes when I was working in London - Never forgiven him.
10. Craig Mac21 (to see if he's still around
)Jase
01 July 2002, 09:26 PM
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lol tiggs. Alison was taking the **** - I so wished we could have seen her on the poor side eating lentils and chick peas - I think BB mucked that one up.
The thing is that Jade thinks shes a looker. She said something along the lines of "I'm not the prettiest girl in the world but kate is nothing at all". My dear jade - kate is a page 3 model compared to you.
However I still want Adele out before Jade as she's just a nasty bitch trying to get everyone to vote Johnny out when he is the most decent person in there and seems more himself after surviving a 2nd eviction vote.
The thing is that Jade thinks shes a looker. She said something along the lines of "I'm not the prettiest girl in the world but kate is nothing at all". My dear jade - kate is a page 3 model compared to you.
However I still want Adele out before Jade as she's just a nasty bitch trying to get everyone to vote Johnny out when he is the most decent person in there and seems more himself after surviving a 2nd eviction vote.
01 July 2002, 09:33 PM
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is adelle not just playing the game? these folks arent her buddies- their competetors- would she get slagged for answering more correct questions than them if this was a traditioanl game show?
her error is that she has openly told the public shes playing the game and they dont like that so she can never win it.
T
her error is that she has openly told the public shes playing the game and they dont like that so she can never win it.
T