Audi drivers, what a bunch of irritating, annoying tw@ts.
18 July 2017, 04:22 PM
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Audi drivers, what a bunch of irritating, annoying tw@ts.
The way some of them prance around you'd think they were driving a £1m Bugatti Veyron, talk about thinking they own the road, hanging on the rear bumper of anyone that gets in the way until they force them to move over. Then you get the other annoying Audi tw@t that sits in the middle lane of the motorway and won't budge even if nothing is in the first lane.
18 July 2017, 04:46 PM
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The way some of them prance around you'd think they were driving a £1m Bugatti Veyron, talk about thinking they own the road, hanging on the rear bumper of anyone that gets in the way until they force them to move over. Then you get the other annoying Audi tw@t that sits in the middle lane of the motorway and won't budge even if nothing is in the first lane.
18 July 2017, 04:55 PM
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As someone who spent many years on the road for a living I can say without doubt Audi and BMW drivers are the worst. Followed by Range Rover and oddly the newer shaped minis.
I was thinking earlier funnily enough, to own one of these cars is a sleeve tattoo and a beard one of the prerequisites for ownership?.
I was thinking earlier funnily enough, to own one of these cars is a sleeve tattoo and a beard one of the prerequisites for ownership?.
18 July 2017, 05:21 PM
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As someone who spent many years on the road for a living I can say without doubt Audi and BMW drivers are the worst. Followed by Range Rover and oddly the newer shaped minis.
I was thinking earlier funnily enough, to own one of these cars is a sleeve tattoo and a beard one of the prerequisites for ownership?.
I was thinking earlier funnily enough, to own one of these cars is a sleeve tattoo and a beard one of the prerequisites for ownership?.
I find the drivers with "Baby on board" signs in the rear window of there Vauxhall Zafira who think nothing off cutting my truck up on the motorway to get off at a junction the last second, funny how everyone has to be careful when they have the precious little ones are in the car, but they drive round like ***** most of the time.
18 July 2017, 07:15 PM
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Hardly ever see any other cars on the road apart from audi's, bmw's and range rover sports.lol
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19 July 2017, 08:30 AM
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LOL at this.
When I used to bring my Scoob to France, I'd be doing a decent 85-90 on a French motorway, overtake a people carrier....
I could almost write the script. Within a mile or so, he's up my bumper, lights flashing.
I move over and past he comes, because he's gonna show me his people carrier is faster than my 400bhp Scoob....
And the scariest thing? As he comes past, I notice one of those luggage trailers with 8" wheels of something daft like that, bouncing along behind him
19 July 2017, 09:34 AM
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LOL at this.
When I used to bring my Scoob to France, I'd be doing a decent 85-90 on a French motorway, overtake a people carrier....
I could almost write the script. Within a mile or so, he's up my bumper, lights flashing.
I move over and past he comes, because he's gonna show me his people carrier is faster than my 400bhp Scoob....
And the scariest thing? As he comes past, I notice one of those luggage trailers with 8" wheels of something daft like that, bouncing along behind him
When I used to bring my Scoob to France, I'd be doing a decent 85-90 on a French motorway, overtake a people carrier....
I could almost write the script. Within a mile or so, he's up my bumper, lights flashing.
I move over and past he comes, because he's gonna show me his people carrier is faster than my 400bhp Scoob....
And the scariest thing? As he comes past, I notice one of those luggage trailers with 8" wheels of something daft like that, bouncing along behind him
19 July 2017, 12:10 PM
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I find the drivers with "Baby on board" signs in the rear window of there Vauxhall Zafira who think nothing off cutting my truck up on the motorway to get off at a junction the last second, funny how everyone has to be careful when they have the precious little ones are in the car, but they drive round like ***** most of the time.
A woman driver, the driving standards of women lately are shocking, the amount of times ive had women shouting their gobs off at me when theyre the ones doing stupid manouvers is unreal, i wish my missus was a cage fighter sometimes so she could get out and smash some sense into them. Them are proper fukcwits
19 July 2017, 01:22 PM
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Thats because generally them sort of cars contain one common thing....
A woman driver, the driving standards of women lately are shocking, the amount of times ive had women shouting their gobs off at me when theyre the ones doing stupid manouvers is unreal, i wish my missus was a cage fighter sometimes so she could get out and smash some sense into them. Them are proper fukcwits
A woman driver, the driving standards of women lately are shocking, the amount of times ive had women shouting their gobs off at me when theyre the ones doing stupid manouvers is unreal, i wish my missus was a cage fighter sometimes so she could get out and smash some sense into them. Them are proper fukcwits
Hiding behind your wife's skirts? Why not do it yourself or are you just a big chicken, bok bok?
19 July 2017, 01:23 PM
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I wonder how much standards of driving would improve in this country if we brought in a system similar to the L or P plates that learners and new drivers have to stick on their cars, but for people who have over a particular number of points on their license, or who who've been banned in the past 5 years.
Either that or just bring back the stocks for the most irritating offenders (tail-gaters and middle-lane hoggers should go to the top of the list here)
Either that or just bring back the stocks for the most irritating offenders (tail-gaters and middle-lane hoggers should go to the top of the list here)
19 July 2017, 01:26 PM
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I wonder how much standards of driving would improve in this country if we brought in a system similar to the L or P plates that learners and new drivers have to stick on their cars, but for people who have over a particular number of points on their license, or who who've been banned in the past 5 years.
Either that or just bring back the stocks for the most irritating offenders (tail-gaters and middle-lane hoggers should go to the top of the list here)
Either that or just bring back the stocks for the most irritating offenders (tail-gaters and middle-lane hoggers should go to the top of the list here)
Some cars would be festooned with stickers!
19 July 2017, 08:31 PM
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I find mainly entry level German car owners drive like *****. So its the Audi A3, BMW 1 and 2 series and MB A class drivers. They all think they have made it big because they can afford a £250 a month lease agreement on their poverty spec diesel piece of ****
19 July 2017, 08:41 PM
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The way some of them prance around you'd think they were driving a £1m Bugatti Veyron, talk about thinking they own the road, hanging on the rear bumper of anyone that gets in the way until they force them to move over. Then you get the other annoying Audi tw@t that sits in the middle lane of the motorway and won't budge even if nothing is in the first lane.
20 July 2017, 04:12 AM
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Id happily stand by and watch the missus rip chunks out of her though.
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20 July 2017, 07:56 AM
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Don't take it to heart, I was just having a joke with you.
But on a serious note why would you be happy to see a woman beaten up as long as you didn't have to do it yourself? Would you happily set a dog on her too, as long as you didn't have to do the biting? I think you need to investigate your own motives before questioning mine.
20 July 2017, 04:29 PM
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In this day and age when everyone is all for gender equality, why is it still considered bad manners for a man to land one on a woman but highly acceptable for a woman to do one on a man ? Equal opportunities n all ...
20 July 2017, 07:39 PM
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Don't take it to heart, I was just having a joke with you.
But on a serious note why would you be happy to see a woman beaten up as long as you didn't have to do it yourself? Would you happily set a dog on her too, as long as you didn't have to do the biting? I think you need to investigate your own motives before questioning mine.
But on a serious note why would you be happy to see a woman beaten up as long as you didn't have to do it yourself? Would you happily set a dog on her too, as long as you didn't have to do the biting? I think you need to investigate your own motives before questioning mine.
Do you ever do the school run? If you do then youll understand exactly where im coming from, the way some of the women act is unreal, they seem to forget all logic and where they are and go into psycho mode. Some of them are absolutely disgusting the way they act and talk to people so yeah some of them id like to see get a good slap tbh. Motives dont come into it a lack of patience for morons more so which is why im no longer gonna reply to you either
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