Audi drivers, what a bunch of irritating, annoying tw@ts.
 

The way some of them prance around you'd think they were driving a £1m Bugatti Veyron, talk about thinking they own the road, hanging on the rear bumper of anyone that gets in the way until they force them to move over. Then you get the other annoying Audi tw@t that sits in the middle lane of the motorway and won't budge even if nothing is in the first lane.

Im sorry but I certainly don`t drive my Bugatti in that manor, nor have I ever seen a Veyron sat on the bumper of any car . . . .

As someone who spent many years on the road for a living I can say without doubt Audi and BMW drivers are the worst. Followed by Range Rover and oddly the newer shaped minis.

I was thinking earlier funnily enough, to own one of these cars is a sleeve tattoo and a beard one of the prerequisites for ownership?.

I find the drivers with "Baby on board" signs in the rear window of there Vauxhall Zafira who think nothing off cutting my truck up on the motorway to get off at a junction the last second, funny how everyone has to be careful when they have the precious little ones are in the car, but they drive round like cocks most of the time.:hjtwofing

Hardly ever see any other cars on the road apart from audi's, bmw's and range rover sports.lol

I deal with traffic everyday and tbh there's a fair few of all cars that are idiots, but I'm my job I have to ignore all and get on with it, no point crying to about 50 drivers a day ime.
Maybe the op wants an Audi lol

Almost every time I get a problem on the roads it involves a German car of some make. Generally a bunch of tw4ts!!!

vorsprung durch fcukwit

Stop moaning about us Audi drivers - just move the fcuk out of the way :p

I just stick my car on AAC, record the idiots and send to police, Not bothered if they get a verbal or Nip, leave it to police. Eventually they will get the message

I reckon Subaru drivers would rate high on the tw@t list for most people, especially the police!

Have you ever spent half a day with an Audi salesman then? I'll never get that time back....
Men in people carriers are bad, cos they feel emasculated near Imprezas

Indeed.
As would VXR Astra drivers

LOL at this.:lol1::lol1::lol1:

When I used to bring my Scoob to France, I'd be doing a decent 85-90 on a French motorway, overtake a people carrier....

I could almost write the script. Within a mile or so, he's up my bumper, lights flashing.
I move over and past he comes, because he's gonna show me his people carrier is faster than my 400bhp Scoob....
And the scariest thing? As he comes past, I notice one of those luggage trailers with 8" wheels of something daft like that, bouncing along behind him:eek:

probably Belgian in my French autoroute experience. I went on the Brussels ring road at rush hour last year in the dark ; still getting over it

:hjtwofing :lol1:

Thats because generally them sort of cars contain one common thing....

A woman driver, the driving standards of women lately are shocking, the amount of times ive had women shouting their gobs off at me when theyre the ones doing stupid manouvers is unreal, i wish my missus was a cage fighter sometimes so she could get out and smash some sense into them. Them are proper fukcwits:razz:

This^^^

Why ARE women so aggressive as drivers? Especially when at fault.

Hiding behind your wife's skirts? Why not do it yourself or are you just a big chicken, bok bok? :fight: :lol1:

I wonder how much standards of driving would improve in this country if we brought in a system similar to the L or P plates that learners and new drivers have to stick on their cars, but for people who have over a particular number of points on their license, or who who've been banned in the past 5 years.

Either that or just bring back the stocks for the most irritating offenders (tail-gaters and middle-lane hoggers should go to the top of the list here) ;)

Some cars would be festooned with stickers!

What, like this?

http://www.subarubits.co.uk/image/ca...35-600x450.jpg

:lol1:

I find mainly entry level German car owners drive like twats. So its the Audi A3, BMW 1 and 2 series and MB A class drivers. They all think they have made it big because they can afford a £250 a month lease agreement on their poverty spec diesel piece of ****

Some drivers of every type of car , Are just the same,:Whatever_

Not at all. One single type of sticker for anyone with 6+ points, another single type of sticker for anyone banned in the last 5 years. I'm thinking maybe a big letter 'W' for the first, and 'K' or 'C' for the second ;)

You may find it acceptable where you come from to hit women, i was bought up differently, the only time id lay a woman out was if she was trying to kill me.

Id happily stand by and watch the missus rip chunks out of her though.

Don't take it to heart, I was just having a joke with you.
But on a serious note why would you be happy to see a woman beaten up as long as you didn't have to do it yourself? Would you happily set a dog on her too, as long as you didn't have to do the biting? I think you need to investigate your own motives before questioning mine.

In this day and age when everyone is all for gender equality, why is it still considered bad manners for a man to land one on a woman but highly acceptable for a woman to do one on a man ? Equal opportunities n all ...

Yeah i know you was having a joke which is why i didnt bite. Wtf has dogs got to do with it too ? get a grip, instead of making an assumption about the type of person you "think" i am.

Do you ever do the school run? If you do then youll understand exactly where im coming from, the way some of the women act is unreal, they seem to forget all logic and where they are and go into psycho mode. Some of them are absolutely disgusting the way they act and talk to people so yeah some of them id like to see get a good slap tbh. Motives dont come into it a lack of patience for morons more so which is why im no longer gonna reply to you either:thumb:

If a bloke walks past a window and female is changing and he looks in, he is a peeping Tom,
If a bloke is naked in front of a window and a female walks past and looks in, he is a flasher lol