Tinder - Top Tips
15 November 2016, 09:44 PM
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Hi, how are you? 😂
Come up with something witty to say about her pictures. I wouldn't sweat it. Talk to some women, meet them, have fun. What happens happens.
Come up with something witty to say about her pictures. I wouldn't sweat it. Talk to some women, meet them, have fun. What happens happens.
15 November 2016, 11:06 PM
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Ask for nudes instantly. And send several messages within seconds of each. Oh and make sure the messages get increasingly creepy and possibly threatening. Never fails.
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16 November 2016, 11:10 AM
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Couple of opening messages coulde be:
1. do you like skid marks?
2. sit on my face and i'll eat my way to your heart
3. You look my ex and she humped like a champ!
4. You have the ring and I have the finger!
5. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sh11t at poetry, show me your cuunt
or you could just cut and paste the lyrics to "i want to know what love is" by Foreigner
1. do you like skid marks?
2. sit on my face and i'll eat my way to your heart
3. You look my ex and she humped like a champ!
4. You have the ring and I have the finger!
5. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sh11t at poetry, show me your cuunt
or you could just cut and paste the lyrics to "i want to know what love is" by Foreigner
16 November 2016, 12:40 PM
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16 November 2016, 03:21 PM
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Are you a model,
You've got really nice eyes, try not to look at their **** while you're saying it though.
Or ghetto style,
Damm bitch you fine, I'm gona make you come like a train, then when they say what do you mean, woo, wooo.
P.s, Start with a compliment ask questions about them, and try and look interested in whatever bollocks they harp on about, also agreeing a lot helps too, make sure she knows you intend to nail her to the floor through the bed, nothing worse than getting put in the friend box.
You've got really nice eyes, try not to look at their **** while you're saying it though.
Or ghetto style,
Damm bitch you fine, I'm gona make you come like a train, then when they say what do you mean, woo, wooo.
P.s, Start with a compliment ask questions about them, and try and look interested in whatever bollocks they harp on about, also agreeing a lot helps too,
make sure she knows you intend to nail her to the floor through the bed, nothing worse than getting put in the friend box.
16 November 2016, 04:40 PM
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While I was in the pool, I had more success from Plenty of Fish than Tinder.
Tinder is quite location dependent. Living in West Wales there wasn't that much to choose from. Whereas Cardiff, I got a callous from all the swiping. I even got a date with a doctor chick in Gibraltar whilst visiting family.
Plenty of Fish was more successful. Was on a 1 out of 3 average of bedroom antics. Even had dates every day at one point but was too much. Had to write down the lies I'd told and who had what kids and who was a bit mental and who had restraining orders on their ex's.
Fun times. Went from Hello to fairly X rated talk in less than 24 hours with one bird until I found her FB page and she was a beast. Shame cos she was up for anything.
Tinder is quite location dependent. Living in West Wales there wasn't that much to choose from. Whereas Cardiff, I got a callous from all the swiping. I even got a date with a doctor chick in Gibraltar whilst visiting family.
Plenty of Fish was more successful. Was on a 1 out of 3 average of bedroom antics. Even had dates every day at one point but was too much. Had to write down the lies I'd told and who had what kids and who was a bit mental and who had restraining orders on their ex's.
Fun times. Went from Hello to fairly X rated talk in less than 24 hours with one bird until I found her FB page and she was a beast. Shame cos she was up for anything.
16 November 2016, 06:16 PM
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My profile message reads:
"I cannot believe they let me use this in prison".
I also live within 20km of the airport, so that gets some interesting people passing through
And POF users are hypocrits: you see plenty of women saying "no shirtless pics or posing infront of flashy cars etc". Yet when I did just that my profile views went up from one a day to ten a day, accompanied with the odd dirty message! LOL.
"I cannot believe they let me use this in prison".
I also live within 20km of the airport, so that gets some interesting people passing through
And POF users are hypocrits: you see plenty of women saying "no shirtless pics or posing infront of flashy cars etc". Yet when I did just that my profile views went up from one a day to ten a day, accompanied with the odd dirty message! LOL.
16 November 2016, 09:40 PM
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Couple of opening messages coulde be:
1. do you like skid marks?
2. sit on my face and i'll eat my way to your heart
3. You look my ex and she humped like a champ!
4. You have the ring and I have the finger!
5. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sh11t at poetry, show me your cuunt
or you could just cut and paste the lyrics to "i want to know what love is" by Foreigner
1. do you like skid marks?
2. sit on my face and i'll eat my way to your heart
3. You look my ex and she humped like a champ!
4. You have the ring and I have the finger!
5. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sh11t at poetry, show me your cuunt
or you could just cut and paste the lyrics to "i want to know what love is" by Foreigner
16 November 2016, 10:59 PM
#26
An exceptional selection of tips there already, but you should also be sure to mention the extensive collection of nude photos and videos of your exes that you have, and proffer examples thereof at every possible opportunity, whether when chatting online or when you meet up for an actual date. This will demonstrate your appreciation of the female form in its purest and most unadulterated state, and is guaranteed to convince any potential girlfriends that you're a man of the highest intellectual and moral calibre. If you don't have any actual nude photos or videos of your exes, not to worry, just "borrow" a few convincing ones off your favourite pr0n sites 
16 November 2016, 11:13 PM
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Spike Milligan once placed a wanted add in a newspaper.
WANTED: To meet rich widow or single woman.
Intention:Murder.
WANTED: To meet rich widow or single woman.
Intention:Murder.
17 November 2016, 12:03 AM
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If you want to go for the long game be normal get her facebook info and add as friend. Then let the doxing begin. Once blocked start harassing family and friends of hers on her friend list. I am told women love this.
