3 Dogs at the Vets
27 September 2016, 05:25 AM
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3 Dogs at the Vets
Ah Nuts...
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said,
" So why are you here? "
The Black Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I **** on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.
But the final straw was last night when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Yellow Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Black Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked " Why are you here? "
The Yellow Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
but I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."
" So what are they going to do to you? " the Black Lab inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Yellow Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here ? "
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see."
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?”
The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!"
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said,
" So why are you here? "
The Black Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I **** on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.
But the final straw was last night when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Yellow Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Black Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked " Why are you here? "
The Yellow Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
but I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."
" So what are they going to do to you? " the Black Lab inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Yellow Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here ? "
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see."
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?”
The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!"
27 September 2016, 06:54 AM
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So one time I was just thinking of stories to tell and I thought of one. I asked my friends "do you guys remember the first time". "Oh hell yeah they all say" so I'm telling them about mine. So I say well the first time I had sex was in the grass in a vacant plainy area. It was a perfect day and we were just going at it for hours and then suddenly her mom comes up to us out of no where. so i'm like oh **** "holy **** what did she do" asks my friend I reply "The first thing that came out of her mouth was baaaaaaaaahhh!"
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