Jogi launches his new fragrance, essence of sweaty *******

 

You know I found this man so damn irresistibly attractive that my last Football watching season was paid off, right at the end when Germany were ecstatic of their world championship. But after learning of his personal habits, my feelings for him have changed. I rose above his nose picking, but THIS is effing disCusting, man.

Low, you're off my 'fancy' list. Dumped.

Italian media called him a 'tacky individual' for his ape like personal habits.

 

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Hmmm

 

Lol

 

I've just found out that Jogi has apologised. He says that he does these things subconsciously when he's anxious for his team that is in to win.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36543498

He's very committed to his team's performance, fair play. But sorry, that doesn't change anything. I'm with the Italian media that he certainly is quite a tacky individual. Fancy doing things like that in public or even in private, Yuk! :chundersmiley:

Mind you, if any of us unawarely revealed our subconscious activities to a camera due to us being under some serious pressure, we'd be amazed to learn what we were up to. On that basis, I don't know whether to keep him on my list. The big problem is, you just don't know where his hands have been, so I must never dream of shaking hands with Jogi the tacky.

 

His Beatle haircut is passee too.

 

Scratting at the ball bag and having a sniff is one thing but picking the hoop and having a sniff is on another level hahahaha

 

At network functions, I shake hands with my right (obviously) but eat with my left. This is why

 

I wonder if he ever eats a bag of crisps.

 

I wonder if the other managers will avoid shaking hands with him after the match now........