Thank god the next closest contenders, the creationists Ben Carson and Ted Cruz

Offer some well needed gravitas to the whole show


America seems to be reversing into the Middle Ages

 

I find it baffling that Carson has the cognitive dexterity to separate conjoined twins, but not to recognise the varicity of Big Bang and carbon dating and evolution. His views on the Pyramids are equally perplexing.

 

Notwithstanding Ted Cruz, who announced his presidential candidacy at the Liberty Universty

The Liberty University has a core (compulsory) module that teaches Young Earth creationism as an academic subject WTF (a literal 7 days to create the earth, Dinosaurs as pets - the whole shooting match)

And he lectures NASA scientists in Climate Science