Bit stuck what to buy my new Mrs - or even "check the specs" post to ensure Christmas together doesn't end up being a one-off

I've gone for:-

Christmas Jumper - seems the thing to do this year.
72 Colouring pencil set - she's very arty. They are quite posh ones, not Tesco own brand.
Boots - buying clothes without them present is a bit of a gamble but she wears the same style.
Bath Bomb Set - the set is from a boutique shop rather than online.
Adele Album - bought a few CDs for various people and shes gets Adele.
Selfie Stick - bought one for my daughter, been testing it in the office. It's quite amusing.

Feel like I need to get a couple more things though.

Perfume and jewellery were forbidden as she reckoned they are cop-out purchases. So I've forbade socks, aftershave and slippers (I'm not 70 FFS )

So, what are you buying/already bought your better half?



tl;dr - is my GF going to sack me as I've bought her a load of tat for Christmas?

 

Mine loves jewellery from Clogau Gold so I've got her some £250 earrings which I know will be a great surprise for her, lots of clothes from TopShop, a few bits from Ann Summers , some Urban Decay makeup and various bottles of BarryM nail varnish. She's lucky enough just to have me though .

No matter what they say about jewellery, they will always love sparkly jewellery. Mine loves anything sparkly... It depends what she's into really. Most love decent nail varnish too so that could be something to consider; just remember to buy the base/top coat too if you do

 

New watch and shoes...






...A Garmin 225 and a set of Shimano cleats. Well, she did ask for them!

 

Perhaps she will give you a book on English grammer?


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Michael Kors handbag and watch, dressing gown, some perfumes, Adele 25 plus other bits and bobs

 

A car.

 

Another gigbit memory for her computer



because shes worth it

 

perfume, angel by thierry mugler. its all she ever asks for, sorted.

 

Brand new car, well not strictly true, I've let her use the car I bought her about 6 months ago as the down payment on a new lease car, because that's the kind of guy I am.

 

Exercise bike!

 

NOTHING.

 

Black and Decker saw for when she cooks Beef.....

 

 

Concept 2 rower and a pack of 4 AA batteries.

 

Sweet F.A

 

vf 35 turbo
stilo helmet with peltor intercom
hans device
A tweak re map
set of wets d macks tyres
and grow your own ***** lol
yes she is a petrol head rally driver

 

Powder coated white brembos. She knows about them And I'll leave it there because she comes on here so don't want her finding out

 

I have bought her nothing simply because whenever we want anything we just buy it.

Told her I will pay for something if she sees anything whilst in the shops.

 

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Some cellulite cream and hair removal cream, a fishing rod and some scales to weigh herself. I think I will get some good loving on xmas day with these

 

I got mine something shiny that will give her some elevation.....lets say she wasn't impressed at the new step ladder I got her.....never mind my bruises will heal by the new year.

 

Nothing - I got dumped in October after 11 1/2 years together

Saved me some expense at least

 

Damn that's not good pal.....unless you got caught with a younger model

 

Oh no, she (Nat) "didn't love me anymore".

But soon moved into a rented house with her new boyfriend (3 weeks actually).

I've had offers and "fun" (the wonders of Tinder and POF ), but keeping my cards close to my chest as I have 4 year old son to put first.

So the positive is my dining room turned into the new, improved Rave Cave© which my chavvy neighbours on the left don't like

 

in the process of making my wife a Wellington Boot holder

I do spoil her!!

 

a new dyson. i s**t you not. its what she asked for.

 

Fcuck all. Same as last year.

Just spent £1200 on a new computer for my son, so I'm bloody skint.

 

An electric piano, Yamaha YD142
Boux Avenue underwear, 10% off with Lloyds club account
Bosch cordless vacuum, as is hard to do stairs with current one
And whatever other crap I get on Amazon Prime when on the beer tomorrow night

and the biggest one is having the outlaws round for Christmas day, priceless !