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Old 16 October 2015, 07:36 AM
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An Englishman walks into a pub, there is normally a Scotsman, a Welshman and an Irishman, but they are all still at the Rugby World Cup.
Old 16 October 2015, 08:06 AM
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Let's see if it holds true after the weekend.
Old 16 October 2015, 08:07 AM
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Wales and Scotland will be out - Ireland will beat Argentina.
But England have a more important agenda - Burton -on - Trent Mosque demonstration.

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Old 16 October 2015, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by RobJenks
Wales and Scotland will be out - Ireland will beat Argentina.
But England have a more important agenda - Burton -on - Trent Mosque demonstration.

https://www.facebook.com/OfficialBri...type=2&theater
Nope, nothing racist to see there.
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Very amusing
Old 16 October 2015, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by tarmac terror
An Englishman walks into a pub, there is normally a Scotsman, a Welshman and an Irishman, but they are all still at the Rugby World Cup.
Errrr no. It's because the party is only for fans of World Cup winning teams.

Old 17 October 2015, 07:35 AM
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, am Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Columbian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portugese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyztani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukranian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," said the maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
Old 17 October 2015, 07:48 AM
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England prepare for the quarter finals...

http://www.anorak.co.uk/424342/sport...ls-photo.html/
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Originally Posted by zip106
England prepare for the quarter finals...

http://www.anorak.co.uk/424342/sport...ls-photo.html/
Lol
Old 18 October 2015, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by coupe_20vt
Errrr no. It's because the party is only for fans of World Cup winning teams.

I like this!
Old 18 October 2015, 03:16 PM
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This English man now has company in the pub, will the Scotsman join him later????
Old 18 October 2015, 06:06 PM
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Drink up lads, we're all off to the Euro's, Scotland will stay behind to pick up the bar tab!
Old 18 October 2015, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Cpt Jack Sparrow
This English man now has company in the pub, will the Scotsman join him later????


Yup as usual the Englishman walks into the pub 1st as the Scotsman who is next doesn't want to get the round in.
Old 19 October 2015, 10:58 PM
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And the South African serving behind the bar p,isses himself and runs for his life!
Old 19 October 2015, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
And the South African serving behind the bar p,isses himself and runs for his life!

The Scots were robbed, official now, and the ref needs to keep his head down. Lucky it wasn't football, he'd be missing his head by now.
Old 20 October 2015, 12:24 AM
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Scots robbed? I didn't see the Scots complain about the ref's decision in the Samoa game that helped put Scotland through to the quarter finals! I see a lot of Scots going on about how they were robbed and that the ref should be banned from the game and for bring the game into disrepute amongst all the other very unsavoury comments. The Aussies would still had powered through and scored a try if it went to a scrum like the previous ones. These Scots should just stop whinging being sore losers and just accept the refs decision, just like they did in the Samoa game!

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Old 20 October 2015, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by jonc
Scots robbed? I didn't see the Scots complain about the ref's decision in the Samoa game that helped put Scotland through to the quarter finals! I see a lot of Scots going on about how they were robbed and that the ref should be banned from the game and for bring the game into disrepute amongst all the other very unsavoury comments. The Aussies would still had powered through and scored a try if it went to a scrum like the previous ones. These Scots should just stop whinging being sore losers and just accept the refs decision, just like they did in the Samoa game!
Just don't mention a referendum.
Old 20 October 2015, 03:09 PM
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So where is Mourinho when you need him?
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