Too fat to work.
05 January 2015, 02:39 PM
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Too fat to work.
05 January 2015, 02:48 PM
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should give them food stamps, soon have the weight off when they arn't chucking ten tonnes of crap down their throats each day
05 January 2015, 02:57 PM
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should give them food stamps, soon have the weight off when they arn't chucking ten tonnes of crap down their throats each day
This is really a case of the elephant in the room. Eat less and do more. Simple.
05 January 2015, 03:01 PM
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This is really a case of the elephant in the room. Eat less and do more. Simple.
yep, fat is not a disease, its just lazyness and eating like a pig. Simply put you eat more than you use and you get fat, so shut your pie hole.
subtle that init
05 January 2015, 03:04 PM
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yep, fat is not a disease, its just lazyness and eating like a pig. Simply put you eat more than you use and you get fat, so shut your pie hole.
subtle that init
I love food but not as much as my misses. It's a shame I can't give her as many portions as I want though
05 January 2015, 03:06 PM
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lol
05 January 2015, 03:17 PM
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i spect they pocketed another 20 k , just so you can gloat
05 January 2015, 03:30 PM
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The Daily Mail strikes again, must be quiet day for the Muslamics and their ray guns!
05 January 2015, 03:39 PM
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The Daily Mail strikes again, must be quiet day for the Muslamics and their ray guns!
But how much is their house worth?
05 January 2015, 03:40 PM
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whichever doctor coined the phrase metabolic disease should be struck off
05 January 2015, 03:41 PM
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But how much is their house worth?
And is it about to be plunged into the next ice age as the UK experiences Arctic weather with temperatures down to minus 27
05 January 2015, 03:45 PM
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And is it about to be plunged into the next ice age as the UK experiences Arctic weather with temperatures down to minus 27
Yes the 'weather bomb'.
05 January 2015, 04:29 PM
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Jeezus! How did they consummate the marriage?
05 January 2015, 04:52 PM
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05 January 2015, 04:58 PM
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05 January 2015, 05:19 PM
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Bag of flour to find the wet patches and for gods sake don't ask her what she wants for breakfast..........
05 January 2015, 05:29 PM
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Jeezus! How did they consummate the marriage?
How does a gay couple?
05 January 2015, 05:33 PM
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Looks like they had a marquee for the wedding
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Jeezus! How did they consummate the marriage?
05 January 2015, 06:44 PM
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Looks like they had a marquee for the wedding
******* LOL @ his little legs...............looks like burglekutt from willow
05 January 2015, 06:46 PM
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You can imagine sliding her down a table towards you...taking up the slack..
05 January 2015, 06:50 PM
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Are his flies undone
Must be keeping the fella cool for a night of burying her ***** deep. Or in his case, stomach deep.
05 January 2015, 09:16 PM
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How does a gay couple?
Mutual tea bagging.
05 January 2015, 09:18 PM
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I'd employ him as a door stop.
05 January 2015, 11:15 PM
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Mutual tea bagging.
Gravity only works one way lol.
05 January 2015, 11:51 PM
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Being a marriage I'll cite compromise on that one
06 January 2015, 12:24 AM
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How does a gay couple?
John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
06 January 2015, 01:28 AM
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How does a gay couple?
Ask your boyfriend.
06 January 2015, 01:40 PM
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With the state that blokes in (needing paramedic at the wedding etc), it'll be cheaper on the tax payer to increase his benefits, so he can eat more....he's not got long left for this world with the state he's in, so may as well finish him off.
06 January 2015, 01:49 PM
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His widow would probably sue the nhs for not saving him from himself
06 January 2015, 03:34 PM
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fat-thomas in white?
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05 January 2015, 02:39 PM
Too fat to work.
Must be keeping the fella cool for a night of burying her ***** deep. Or in his case, stomach deep.
