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What do you call an Indian lesbian?
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The wummin next door just accused me of stealing the washing off her line, I nearly shat her pants!
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what do you call an indian karaoke singer?.....gupta singh.
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What do you call a Indian with a microwave on his head ..................Pa ting
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what do you call an Indian man that built a wooden hut?
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What do you call a bloke standing between two buildings
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head...... Doug
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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a lake
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What do you call a bloke standing between two buildings
- What do call a bloke between two buildings with a joint of meat on his head?
Ham'ed Ali.
- What do call a bloke between two buildings with two joints of meat on his head?
More Ham'ed Ali
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What do you call a bloke in a lake with no arms and legs with a rabbit up his ****
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- "Are you Wayne King, the waiter?"
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Why did the Avon lady smile?
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What's black, white and red and crawls along pavements?
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What do you do if there's an epileptic in your bath?
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What do you call the useless piece of skin around a clitoris
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who can swim the channel?
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
That's f***ed up.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes.......nothing she has been told twice already.
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
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Why do female parachutists wear knickers?
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Two nuns in a bath. One says "Were's the soap?" What's blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic.
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Two nuns in a bath.
I used to quote that one loads, back in the day.
Where's [wears], though.
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