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Old 30 September 2014, 03:35 PM
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Default Getting "mugged" by young women....

You all know the scenario: You are happily driving along when you spot a female, rear view: excellent.

Then, when you drive past her.....she's got a face like a tram smash.

You've just been mugged......
Old 30 September 2014, 03:46 PM
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No the worst one is when you are driving along and see a stunning rear, tight body and long straight hair with an **** to die for then you get in front and he has a beard ZZ top would be proud of
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ah.
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How girls feel when they think there's a sexy guy in a Scooby and then clock you lot I can't imagine..
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Originally Posted by Alan Jeffery
How girls feel when they think there's a sexy guy in a Scooby and then clock you lot I can't imagine..


Same is with motorcyclists. You hear a dashing Ducati and think it must be Keanu Reeves under his helmet and inside his leathers. When he parks on the Welcome Break and takes his helmet off/ zip off his leather jacket for some fresh air, you clock some hanging hodge-podger with salt-n-peppa hair or oven no hair at all.

Sh7t happens.
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The worst is when you simply see a hot looking girl from behind while walking down the street, skinny jeans and tight ****, slim figure, nice hair and clothes, etc, so you walk faster to catch up to take a better look and then you see a minging face .

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Old 30 September 2014, 06:12 PM
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Isn't that what I said?
Old 30 September 2014, 06:13 PM
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This is why doggy style was invented
Old 30 September 2014, 07:06 PM
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this situation is referred to as kronenbourg...

kronenbourg 1664
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BOBFOC I think you mean.










* Body Off Baywatch Face Of Crimewatch for those not in the know.
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Butterface, everything good, but her face...
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Originally Posted by gpssti4
BOBFOC I think you mean.

* Body Off Baywatch Face Of Crimewatch for those not in the know.
***** Out Because Face Offends **** is funnier
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Isn't that what I said?

Yes, but he was just parrotfrasing, that's all.
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Originally Posted by Turbohot


Same is with motorcyclists. You hear a dashing Ducati and think it must be Keanu Reeves under his helmet and inside his leathers. When he parks on the Welcome Break and takes his helmet off/ zip off his leather jacket for some fresh air, you clock some hanging hodge-podger with salt-n-peppa hair or oven no hair at all.

Sh7t happens.
You must be devastated
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