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Old 01 April 2014, 06:15 PM
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Default Seven portions of fruit and veg a day.

Just had my burgers and chips, with a side dish of seven peas.

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Old 01 April 2014, 06:23 PM
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They can **** right off it's a load of bullcrap.

Btw i was going to post this up this morning.

Same crap about the uk chief medical officers recommend men do not regularly exceed3-4 units per day for beer wimmin 2-3 units,**** right off you scaremongering ****.
Old 01 April 2014, 06:29 PM
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3-4 units per day that's two pints of stella,friend of the family she was born in 1924 started smoking at 14 still does and drinks every day just a shot or glass of wine she is fitter than me on the health note.
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Just read about a bloke who convinced his wife that fruit flavoured condoms counted as 5 a day.
7 a day........that's takes some doing.......

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Old 01 April 2014, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by paulr
Just read about a bloke who convinced his wife that fruit flavoured condoms counted as 5 a day.
7 a day........that's takes some doing.......
She could lick his nuts.


Old 01 April 2014, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
3-4 units per day that's two pints of stella,friend of the family she was born in 1924 started smoking at 14 still does and drinks every day just a shot or glass of wine she is fitter than me on the health note.
Are you saying smoking doesn't cause cancer?
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I'm sure it's just a conspiracy to raise taxes

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statistically untenable and they know it...........

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Originally Posted by Martin2005
Are you saying smoking doesn't cause cancer?
Not in her case it didn't, or not yet anyhow.

Unless she's had cancer and survived it of course.
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Originally Posted by Midlife......
statistically untenable and they know it...........

Shaun
Explain please.

Wife and I eat more than that in our diet easily and can't see the problem
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