MARK WARD CURRY NITE
02 August 2007, 04:25 PM
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MARK WARD CURRY NITE.......BEWARE!!!!!!!
Mark Ward (turn away cat lovers) Ran down and killed his neighbours cat. He was then seen to take the body into his house in a black plastic bag. There was no more movement in the Ward Household for a few hours (about dusk). When at 9 oclock Mr Ward was seen to be leaving his house, in a very revealling pink and baby blue nighty and in a very awkward/suspicous type manner. Lots of left/right shufty of the eyeballs and a lot of inconspicuos whistling (i think it was boogy nights). He was then seen to make a hurried dart towards his newly pimped morris ITAL (beige with a chocolate brown vinyl roof) After 25 minuites of continually trying to start it, it suddenly burst into life......and then died. But un-deterred Mr Ward (or senior Cornetto, AKA) withdrew from the smoking ITAL and ran to his garage. Where after a further 15 minuites of continual CRANKING
The roar of 4 high pitched cylinders, then 3, then 2, then 3, then 4, then 2, then oh you get the drift. The garage doors burst open and Senior Cornetto flew from the abyss of the garage in a true GTI slayer of it's day. The Austin Allegro "EQUIPE" with the genuine factory stripes still intact, the roar, bang, crackle of the 1750cc Maxi lump could be heard for miles around....well at least 40 foot, when like all great Austins it expired. 20 minuites later and in a jo-baxi Wardy slopes off to the local curry house, black dripping bag in hand. Where after a quick nervous conversation and all the change out of the ITAL'S ash tray, the black dripping bin bag is handed over and the deal is done. The parting words from Wardy are..make sure it's ready for 7pm saturday, and throw in some pom pa doms and them onion thingys i like. If your going to the curry night be sure to check out Wardys new FUR LINED BOXERS. Mark i'll have to give it a miss mate, gotta clip the donkeys toe nails EEEEEEEEEAAAAWWWW.
The roar of 4 high pitched cylinders, then 3, then 2, then 3, then 4, then 2, then oh you get the drift. The garage doors burst open and Senior Cornetto flew from the abyss of the garage in a true GTI slayer of it's day. The Austin Allegro "EQUIPE" with the genuine factory stripes still intact, the roar, bang, crackle of the 1750cc Maxi lump could be heard for miles around....well at least 40 foot, when like all great Austins it expired. 20 minuites later and in a jo-baxi Wardy slopes off to the local curry house, black dripping bag in hand. Where after a quick nervous conversation and all the change out of the ITAL'S ash tray, the black dripping bin bag is handed over and the deal is done. The parting words from Wardy are..make sure it's ready for 7pm saturday, and throw in some pom pa doms and them onion thingys i like. If your going to the curry night be sure to check out Wardys new FUR LINED BOXERS. Mark i'll have to give it a miss mate, gotta clip the donkeys toe nails EEEEEEEEEAAAAWWWW.
Last edited by webby v7 slipperwagon; 02 August 2007 at 04:34 PM.
WTF
Webby has finally lost it man whats this all about kidda if u need me just call dont do it on ya own its a hard battle mentall depression...........
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