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Old May 24, 2002 | 12:04 PM
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Is this the mature Nova boys?

http://www.melonite.nu/foto/volvo/
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Old May 24, 2002 | 12:06 PM
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It's a S70.
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Old May 24, 2002 | 12:13 PM
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looks like ears flapping around on a dog!





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Old May 24, 2002 | 12:15 PM
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looks like a bug or something from the front.
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Old May 24, 2002 | 01:11 PM
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Whatever it looks like its not pretty
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Old May 24, 2002 | 01:55 PM
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Fecking hell, that is *awful*.

Is the owner on drugs?
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Old May 24, 2002 | 02:25 PM
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Oh dear...



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Old May 24, 2002 | 02:28 PM
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Good god.. how can he see his caravan with that thing on the back ?

I reckon even the nova boys would turn their nose up!

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A mate at work just asked my why its got one of the roof box things grafted onto the bonnet.. answers on a postcard....

[Edited by Sparks - 5/24/2002 3:19:55 PM]
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Old May 24, 2002 | 02:40 PM
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I saw that car on the A4 between Thatcham and Reading a couple of weeks back, didnt bother to describe it as no one would have believed me.
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Old May 24, 2002 | 03:22 PM
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Didn't think it was too bad....then i saw the spoiler.....and then the whole feckin front end!!!

DOH!!
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Old May 24, 2002 | 03:31 PM
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Jezus, that's one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen.

Guess he was going for this look with the spolier



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Old May 24, 2002 | 06:15 PM
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I have seen this car? on the A4074 between Caversham and Wallingford.

What make of car are those front lights off?

[clue]
It's not a Volvo. The fit isn't even close .
[/clue]

Shocking.
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Old May 24, 2002 | 06:16 PM
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Jesus - that has to be the worst looking car ever.
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Old May 24, 2002 | 06:54 PM
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What are the lights off ?? a TVR ??
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Old May 24, 2002 | 09:34 PM
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yuk!
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Old May 24, 2002 | 09:58 PM
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What a state . . . I prefare Volans to the Titans! ! !
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Old May 24, 2002 | 10:58 PM
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It Thames valley's new unmarked car

I think the front and rear lights are off a Civic. I think they should have stayed there
I do not wish to comment on the abstract art bolted to the boot lid
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Old May 24, 2002 | 11:34 PM
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Its either a genetic experiment gone wrong or maybe the owner, after a few snorts of coke and three or four bottles of whisky, thought to himsef "I know, I'll build the ugliest car in the world". My god, he's come pretty close to perfection.

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Old May 25, 2002 | 12:34 AM
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That is absolutely hilarious!! Could it possibly be any nastier..
Well, it could be a nova!

[Edited by Mr Footlong - 5/25/2002 12:39:20 AM]
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Old May 25, 2002 | 12:48 AM
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<--- is crying with laughter!
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Old May 25, 2002 | 01:38 AM
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Nice
Belongs to Dale Winton you know!
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Old May 27, 2002 | 11:01 AM
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LMAO!!

That has to be a joke!!

Slightly more tasteful mods for Volvos here: http://www.kalmar-union.com/
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Old May 27, 2002 | 11:03 AM
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I am shocked, but also heavily amused! That is the stupidest car I have seen in a long time. Is someone planning to enter that into the wackey races??

I think the owner should have a chat with Michael Jackson about too much plastic surgery.

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Old May 27, 2002 | 02:27 PM
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This must be a joke! Where did he get that spoiler, or the nerve to fit it! Wheels are nice though
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Old May 27, 2002 | 02:31 PM
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Oh my god.............wot a mess. hahahahahahahaha

Glad it not mine

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Old May 27, 2002 | 05:06 PM
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I am sad to say that I have seen this car and even followed it on slough trading estate I think thats where the picture was taken by the look of it. It looks awful and the spoiler, exhaust and stuff wobbled about and looked stupid why would someone do that to a volvo?

Ps the bodywork doesn't fit and it looks **** in the flesh
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Old May 28, 2002 | 12:30 AM
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i'll give him 8 out of 10 for effort and 0 out of 10 for execution - which is what I would do if I had this misfortune to be the girlfriend/wife of the bloke who did this!!

Bless him, at least he has tried to be different - and he's bloody succeeded a in that!! Imagine trying to sell it?!!

"94 Volvo 850, alloys, big fugly spoiler, skibox bonnet, STi lights (well kind of), first to see will die laughing. £1 ono"


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Old May 28, 2002 | 05:06 AM
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OMG!! I thought people over here in America were the only ones with horrid taste, all he needs now are some racing stripes!


Joe
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