Elmo
22 March 2002, 03:57 PM
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Hi Muppets, I've been away for a few day, you probably didn't notice 
Anyway joke for you.
> JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A "Tickle Me Elmo"
IS.................IT'S
> A RED
> FLUFFY TOY, FROM SESAME STREET, THAT LAUGHS WHEN YOU TICKLE IT
>
> A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
manager
> explains his duties, and tells him to report to work promptly at 8:00
AM.
>
> The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
door.
>
> The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new
> employee. He says "He's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing
up".
> The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to
show
> him the problem.
>
> Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the
line
> is the new employee. He has a roll of the material used for the Elmos
and
a
> big bag of marbles. They both watch as he cuts a little piece of
fabric,
> wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package
between
> Elmo's legs.
>
> The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
>
> After several minutes,he pulls himself together, walks over to the
man,
and
> says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is
to
> give Elmo two test tickles."
Anyway joke for you.
> JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A "Tickle Me Elmo"
IS.................IT'S
> A RED
> FLUFFY TOY, FROM SESAME STREET, THAT LAUGHS WHEN YOU TICKLE IT
>
> A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
manager
> explains his duties, and tells him to report to work promptly at 8:00
AM.
>
> The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
door.
>
> The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new
> employee. He says "He's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing
up".
> The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to
show
> him the problem.
>
> Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the
line
> is the new employee. He has a roll of the material used for the Elmos
and
a
> big bag of marbles. They both watch as he cuts a little piece of
fabric,
> wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package
between
> Elmo's legs.
>
> The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
>
> After several minutes,he pulls himself together, walks over to the
man,
and
> says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is
to
> give Elmo two test tickles."
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