RichB

So who here thinks there scoob is a wreck. I do...
Can anyone else match the following cosmetic faults.

Dented front wing - Cause: kitchen door leant against shed falling during storm
Crease in drivers door - Cause: Opened against pillar in underground car park at work - Doh!
o/s/r pillar dent - Cause: Alarm installer leaning on side pillar - To55er.
Bootlid dents - Cause: Bike rack, 2 mountain bikes, bumpy B road + enthusiastic driving moment
Rear wing scratches - Sunday afternoon cleaning with grit in sponge
Stone chips on front - Cause: Trackday at Bentwaters following Caterhams
Scratches on rear bumper and boot - Cause: Track day at Oakington with spin and reverse through gate and stopping inches from trees.
Blemish on roof - Cause: stone chip or leaking fluids whilst on route from Japan.
Dents on all remaining panels - Cause:Shopping trolley and MPV owners
...the list goes on.

Mechanically the car is spot on, goes great and I love it to bits, its just the bodywork has been unlucky and I'm past worrying about it. After the impending house purchase and maybe a few little other things a respray will be on the cards.

Anyone want a used v4 STi - One carefull owner...
RB

RON

You don't sound like a very 'carefull' owner to me Rich, anyone would think you were driving a blinkin ford!
Ron

RichB

...steering wheel?

skrvydog

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by RichB:
<B>So who here thinks there scoob is a wreck. I do...
Can anyone else match the following cosmetic faults.

Dented front wing - Cause: kitchen door leant against shed falling during storm
Crease in drivers door - Cause: Opened against pillar in underground car park at work - Doh!
o/s/r pillar dent - Cause: Alarm installer leaning on side pillar - To55er.
Bootlid dents - Cause: Bike rack, 2 mountain bikes, bumpy B road + enthusiastic driving moment
Rear wing scratches - Sunday afternoon cleaning with grit in sponge
Stone chips on front - Cause: Trackday at Bentwaters following Caterhams
Scratches on rear bumper and boot - Cause: Track day at Oakington with spin and reverse through gate and stopping inches from trees.
Blemish on roof - Cause: stone chip or leaking fluids whilst on route from Japan.
Dents on all remaining panels - Cause:Shopping trolley and MPV owners
...the list goes on.

Mechanically the car is spot on, goes great and I love it to bits, its just the bodywork has been unlucky and I'm past worrying about it. After the impending house purchase and maybe a few little other things a respray will be on the cards.

Anyone want a used v4 STi - One carefull owner...
RB[/quote]
I would make you an offer but it's probably got the steering wheel on the wrong side

chuckster

It would be to a beady eye-ed flappy headed canadian Rich.. (South park description not mine!!)
Chuck

CELL

I know its not really funny but i cant help but chuckle

Sorry

SecretAgentMan

What's this competition <B>aboot</B> Rich?



/JMan

RichB

What's aboot Jerry?
Do you mean the storage area towards the rear of the vehicle or something your big smelly feet goes in?

[This message has been edited by RichB (edited 08 August 2001).]

SecretAgentMan

A boot?

My feet are neither big or smelly - that's Charles's.

*fnar*

You've got to get out and rent South Park - Bigger longer, Uncut mate. Now.

/J

Markus

well, the blackbeast would have been a runner in the competition (see

ScoobyDoo555

I thought MINE was starting to look ropey.

On top of this -

Sue

Im joining this thread cos I had to buy meself a 2nd car I got so ashamed of me paintwork on the Scooby!!!!
Had me stone chips done on the bonnet and front spoiler end of last year by a local body shop
January and the paint had started peeling off like a bad case of sunburn....now been in disput with ICI versus paint shop since Feb to get a respray done....theyre STILL arguing the toss....bad prepping against paint fault....meanwhile..whos driving a shed????

bennetm

Rich,

I might have been tempted.....not now!
esp as mine's just as quick ) joke.

MB