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Old 30 April 2010, 01:37 PM
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Angry Stupid cow has smashed the bumper again.

bloody fumming.... lost count how many times she has done it. Had it all re done by ABW last year. had it all done incl door dinks..and she hits the curb at sainburys ongar...

And it my bloody fault for putting a low bumper on it.

if it was'nt for the kids id take her out...........and i dont mean for a bloody fish supper..silly bloody bint.

im that close to selling up and buying a square people carrier. she can drive that off a bloody cliff...

bloody women drivers. get a bike... rant over.
Old 30 April 2010, 01:42 PM
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Go for an ABW rally rep one fella. Then change the rear for a standard one and flog your current one. Should stop the crunching of the front bumper and still look schweet.
Old 30 April 2010, 01:45 PM
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Get a different woman. lol
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Get a different woman. lol
be cheaper...
Old 30 April 2010, 02:14 PM
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Sorry to hear about your aggro

Best change your location to "Built in Japan. Tuned by Mocomracing.com. Crashed by the old woman"

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Originally Posted by Adidas
Sorry to hear about your aggro

Best change your location to "Built in Japan. Tuned by Mocomracing.com. Crashed by the old woman"

Done.
Old 30 April 2010, 03:02 PM
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....so you're looking forward to a nice LONG weekend in each other's company!!

Sorry to hear about the car, but wouldn't most blokes take it as an excuse to get another two or three mods done & tell her the cost was just to repair her damage?!

Loving the location!

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Old 30 April 2010, 03:08 PM
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Cheaper than an engine Bathroom budget FTW
Old 30 April 2010, 04:52 PM
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Why don't you invest in one of these - cheaper than getting a new/resprayed bumper every few months

http://www.parkingdynamics.co.uk/
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Originally Posted by simon57
bloody fumming.... lost count how many times she has done it. Had it all re done by ABW last year. had it all done incl door dinks..and she hits the curb at sainburys ongar...

And it my bloody fault for putting a low bumper on it.

if it was'nt for the kids id take her out...........and i dont mean for a bloody fish supper..silly bloody bint.

im that close to selling up and buying a square people carrier. she can drive that off a bloody cliff...

bloody women drivers. get a bike... rant over.
Oh no sorry to hear that mate hope its not to bad!

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Old 30 April 2010, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs spec'c'57
Why don't you invest in one of these - cheaper than getting a new/resprayed bumper every few months

http://www.parkingdynamics.co.uk/
thats just what im going to do funny enough.

might even invest in one of nates horns as the warning beep. just so she knows..
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am sooooo glad i was never able to insure sarah on the scoob, i loved that too much..but at the end of the day sold it for ferck all due to it's history so may as well got sarah insured and let her bump and grind it!! lol

but saying that the previous owner of my astra must have been a blind woman...want to see the state of these wheels!!!!

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Old 30 April 2010, 08:56 PM
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Its only a car. LOL.

Sell it !!!!!
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Originally Posted by simon57
Done.

Old 30 April 2010, 09:45 PM
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you might not have to worry about the bumper soon if she reads your location

she'll get the car in the settlement
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Originally Posted by Scooby Blue WRX
....so you're looking forward to a nice LONG weekend in each other's company!!

Sorry to hear about the car, but wouldn't most blokes take it as an excuse to get another two or three mods done & tell her the cost was just to repair her damage?!

Loving the location!
That is a very good idea, i like it
Old 01 May 2010, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by 53WRX
Cheaper than an engine Bathroom budget FTW
The kitchen needs doing next/APS FMIC,clutch,flocked dash......and bumper.
Old 01 May 2010, 10:15 AM
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Ha ha si, ,what a numpty!!! How bad is it? Pop up mocom and show us. Bloody women
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raofl at location Si...walking on dangerous ground methinks!

like Chris said; pop up and show us
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Originally Posted by trails
raofl at location Si...walking on dangerous ground methinks!

like Chris said; pop up and show us
Ive got a family do at tillingham today. otherwise would have popped across.
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