Arkwright

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For sale Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45 volumes, Excellent condition. £50.00 or best offer. No longer needed been married quite a long time and finally realised Wife knows everything........................................ .............................

Arkwright

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A Burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
" jesus knows you`re here"
He jumped switched off his flashlight and froze, when he heard no more he continued looking.
Just as he pulled the wires out the back of the stereo he heard,
" jesus is watching you "
Freaked out he shone his light round the room looking for where the voice came from he found in the corner a parrot. Did you say that he hissed at the parrot, Yep the parrot confessed just trying to warn you he`s watching.
The burglar relaxed and said who in the world are you?
Moses the parrot said
Who would call a parrot Moses?
The same people that call a Rottweiler Jesus

Cornelius

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scooby seb

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women should be like golf caddies...............either holding your ***** or getting your tee!!!!!

scooby seb

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are you male or female?
to find out the answer look down.
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LOOK down not scroll down idiot

C17RPA

lol..........