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22 January 2010, 09:50 PM
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hahhaha.....
i heard this the other day....
Your mum is so fat, that when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders was starting !!
i heard this the other day....
Your mum is so fat, that when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders was starting !!
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23 January 2010, 08:53 AM
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Ok if this is the bad joke post:
Whilst I was swimming on Hols in my coolest pair of speedo`s I kept getting really dirty looks from everyone, Wasn`t till I went and changed I realised the S had come off.
Whilst I was swimming on Hols in my coolest pair of speedo`s I kept getting really dirty looks from everyone, Wasn`t till I went and changed I realised the S had come off.
23 January 2010, 08:17 PM
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23 January 2010, 08:23 PM
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your momma's got a real leg with a wooden foot!
your momma soo old, she took her driving license on a dinosaur!
your momma so big, when she was at school, she used to sit next to everyone in class!
sorry, but at least its out my system now!
your momma soo old, she took her driving license on a dinosaur!
your momma so big, when she was at school, she used to sit next to everyone in class!
sorry, but at least its out my system now!
24 January 2010, 02:04 PM
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Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free *****!
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free *****!
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
25 January 2010, 12:36 AM
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Your mumma's so fat when she jumped in the air, she got stuck....
Your mumma's so fat when I tried to walk round her I got lost....
Your mumma's so fat when I tried to walk round her I got lost....
25 January 2010, 10:59 AM
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Your momma's ***** is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs
Your momma's like a gun, two ***** and she's loaded!
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs
Your momma's like a gun, two ***** and she's loaded!
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking