yellowvanman

At the risk of upsetting my Loserpool supporting friends;

Whats the difference between Rafa Benitez and a beach ball? One's full of hot air, loses the team games, is over inflated and obnoxious...and the other's a beach ball.

Bargain at the liverpool FC official online store
Beach Set-Gifts & Sweets-

It was Gary!


Breaking news.
After such a great first impression and goal to game ratio the beach ball has since been signed by Liverpool, because its more effective in front of the goal than Ryan Babel is

TomR555

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Brilliant

V4JDMSTi

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Superb

customdanioc

Well looks like the mancs can shove those beach ***** up there asses

Supercue

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Loserpool???

Arrogant Manc To55ers
Nice to see you get your legs spanked yet again

Shame we don't have any proper investment to strengthen the squad and mount a real challenge

Nevermind, today has been very special and on my anniversary too... what a lovely present

Milamber

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yellowvanman

Aaaaahhh, love it.

They win a game, and it's like they won a cup final.


Andy, as i said to you earlier, you beat us twice last year and won fuck ALL, so enjoy your moment.

Also, correct me if i'm wrong, but I think only Man City spend more than you in the summer? Approx £40m, to Utd and Chelsea £20m, so not cash strapped, just the wrong purchases. again.

Dan, sorry wasn't it the 'clever' loserpool fan with the beach ball?

customdanioc

Erm..official spending figures mate since March 08 :

Spending:-

Glen Johnson £17,000,000
Sotirios Kyrgiakos £2,000,000
Martin Skrtel £6,500,000
Alberto Aquilani £20,000,000
Albert Riera £8,000,000
Andrea Dossena £7,000,000
David N'Gog £1,500,000
Diego Cavalieri £3,500,000
Andrei Voronin £0
Philipp Degen £0
Robbie Keane £19,000,000

Total £84,500,000


Sales:-

John Arne Riise £4,000,000
Anthony Le Tallec £1,100,000
Scott Carson £3,250,000
Steve Finnan £2,000,000
Sebastian Leto £3,000,000
Jack Hobbs £500,000
Paul Anderson £250,000
Robbie Keane £19,000,000
Xabi Alonso £30,000,000
Peter Crouch £11,000,000
Momo Sissoko £8,600,000
Alvaro Arbeloa £3,500,000

Total: £86,200,000

Taken from here: Anger and confusion over Liverpool FC spending statistics > Liverpool FC > Sport | Click Liverpool#


so I believe your wrong........

Supercue

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No change there then Dan

yellowvanman

Ah Bless him

Dan, I mentioned Summer Spending, so please correct me about that, but then i'm not wrong am I?
Admittedly spending £20m on an injured player does look like a cool move.

Supercue

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Nice to you're taking your losses well Neil

customdanioc

Oh yeah
20 Million for Aqua (sp)
Johnson 13 Million or so

BUT Pompey owed us over 7million for Crouch still and we got 33 million for Alonso....

so with the other bits of business....

I believe that we actually spent practically the same as we have won...swett F A ..... give or take a little....

Supercue

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Thanks Dan
So back to my original point......

Shame we don't have any proper investment to strengthen the squad and mount a real challenge

But it's always schweeeet to see the dirty Mancs lose

yellowvanman

So applying the same logic

Arsenal spent -£30m and Utd -£60m, guess they'll both be relegated with minus investment?

Supercue

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With yesterdays performances that would be v fair pmsl

scoobygirl42

MAN WhoUTD??
Even N'Gog got on the score sheet!!

Look out lyon!!

Marc

yellowvanman

I know these are prob made up, but they did amuse me;

Priceless

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD (A Local News paper)


To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.


I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.


First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!


I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].


After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!< /B>


I gave your shoes to a homeless g uy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]


I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.


Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.


The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).


In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex


Wrong email address!
A lesson to be learned fr om typing the wrong email address!


A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on
Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband
checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided
to send an email to his wife However, he accidentally left out one
letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent
the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.


The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and
saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful
as mine was..

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!


Almost as unbelievable

Young football fan goes to watch his favourite team, and takes some officall merchandise with him. He blows up the official club beach ball and jokingly punches it onto the pitch.
His clubs lowly opposition hit a shot directly at the goal keeper, but it hits the beach ball and the goalie attempts to save the wrong ball.
You couldn't make it up.

Mrs ESC

Nice to see that bit of added on extra time (for a change) didnt result in Man U winning for (another) a change lol.

Sorry Neil

yellowvanman

Indeed, funny how there's not a big outcry about all the added time.

MadOli

What? For 7 extra minutes I thought we were at Old Trafford

But as your legs were so sore from the spanking we could of played 45 minutes and you still would never had looked like scoring.

customdanioc

your the one that brought that up so no point adding the same logic to your original point
I dont need to justify your argument .....

Oh and good to see that Fergie is cryin about yet another ref, how long till he retracts his statement again when the FA turn the heat up on his mouthy outburst, maybe he should take a leaf from Rafa, cos one thing Rafa did not do was cry like a soppy biatch about the beach ball incident...can you imagine Fergie and his foul attituded bunch of spoilt brat players ?

Bottom line is Mancs always go on at Liverpool fans for living in the past...so forget the past .....the here and now is you were quite frankly played off the park by a team with an 80% fit striker and the other half of an apparent 2 man team wearing a suit in the stand........even better

Night night..........go rest your hands as all your clutching at feeble excuse straws must have taken there toll

yellowvanman

Aaah, bless him again

Yep we lost a game, fair dues.
But we lost twice to you last year, and where did that get you?

The here and now,
we are the champions and league cup holders, You won - nothing.(i could go back a few years prob the same)
This year we have more points than you,
we are almost certainly through to the next stage of the champions league.

After your recent appalling run I can understand the relief to have finally won a game, and obviously that is made even better to have beaten the most successful side in the modern game.

In truth we do look to have gone backward from last year, as indeed do your lot. So I look forward slightly apprehensively to the rest of the season.

Sam, glad you have finally found your voice or is that Andrew in drag?

MadOli

I'm going to to Asda tomorrow do you want me to pick some Kleenex up for you Neil? It's on offer at the mo

customdanioc

I though when you bought a Man U shirt it came with a supply of kleenex..........as its a known fact throughout the country......most Man U fans are wankas

There are a few exceptions tho...eh Neil


It would be a dull ole game without the banter....

Supercue

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ROFPMSL
Quality

Ain't that a fact

yellowvanman

I see normal service has been resumed, guess you can now concentrate on the league and FA cup?

Supercue

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Neil judging from the team we put out I guess you're right.
At least we didnt smash the place up

customdanioc

Nice supporters aint they..... http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-...s_League_Final

MadOli

Milamber

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