oops.. scared an old lady
18 June 2009, 04:22 PM
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oops.. scared an old lady
erm... kinda made an old lady drop her 3 bags of shopping with the scoob.
im laughing now but i was not earlyer!
on way back from the school run, driving down sidcup high street and had to stop at the zebra crossing to let some school brats cross. heard the kids saying, wow look at that scooby doo so pulled away harder than normal to make the zorst growl. took it up to about 4800 revs and changed gear. with that my DV goes TIIIISHHH, zorst goes BANG POP and i see some old dear drop her shopping and stagger across the path. My 6 year old Pi$$ed him self laughing but i kinda felt bad and pulled over to help her! Poor old girl, she kacked her self! her words were..."i have not heard something like that since the war".
oops...
i explaned why the car does it and she laughed at her self for being a silly old bint. (her words again)
i made sure she was ok, even offered her a lift home (she declined which was enevatable) and now im sat here writing this!!
am i bad man for laughing!!?? lmao!
im laughing now but i was not earlyer!
on way back from the school run, driving down sidcup high street and had to stop at the zebra crossing to let some school brats cross. heard the kids saying, wow look at that scooby doo so pulled away harder than normal to make the zorst growl. took it up to about 4800 revs and changed gear. with that my DV goes TIIIISHHH, zorst goes BANG POP and i see some old dear drop her shopping and stagger across the path. My 6 year old Pi$$ed him self laughing but i kinda felt bad and pulled over to help her! Poor old girl, she kacked her self! her words were..."i have not heard something like that since the war".
oops...
i explaned why the car does it and she laughed at her self for being a silly old bint. (her words again)
i made sure she was ok, even offered her a lift home (she declined which was enevatable) and now im sat here writing this!!
am i bad man for laughing!!?? lmao!
18 June 2009, 04:29 PM
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Dont feel bad...thats quality! lol 
If you think thats bad, we were playing football on down the park and one of my mates quite literally "launched" a clearance. At the same time an old lady was walking her dog on the other side of the fence, and we all stood gasping as the ball seemed to go in slow motion...and land flush on the back of the old dears head. She basically collapsed as if she'd been shot and we rushed to her assistance to find she was severely concussed with a broken wrist.
One in a million chance that it could happen...but still funny as **** to this very day! lmao
If you think thats bad, we were playing football on down the park and one of my mates quite literally "launched" a clearance. At the same time an old lady was walking her dog on the other side of the fence, and we all stood gasping as the ball seemed to go in slow motion...and land flush on the back of the old dears head. She basically collapsed as if she'd been shot and we rushed to her assistance to find she was severely concussed with a broken wrist.
One in a million chance that it could happen...but still funny as **** to this very day! lmao
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Dont feel bad...thats quality! lol
If you think thats bad, we were playing football on down the park and one of my mates quite literally "launched" a clearance. At the same time an old lady was walking her dog on the other side of the fence, and we all stood gasping as the ball seemed to go in slow motion...and land flush on the back of the old dears head. She basically collapsed as if she'd been shot and we rushed to her assistance to find she was severely concussed with a broken wrist.
One in a million chance that it could happen...but still funny as **** to this very day! lmao
If you think thats bad, we were playing football on down the park and one of my mates quite literally "launched" a clearance. At the same time an old lady was walking her dog on the other side of the fence, and we all stood gasping as the ball seemed to go in slow motion...and land flush on the back of the old dears head. She basically collapsed as if she'd been shot and we rushed to her assistance to find she was severely concussed with a broken wrist.
One in a million chance that it could happen...but still funny as **** to this very day! lmao
rofl!
18 June 2009, 07:18 PM
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gee the poor old dear must of kacked herself even more when she saw a bald headed hooligan come runnin towards her,she probably thought you was gonna swipe her shoppin mate pmsl!!!!!
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Dont feel bad...thats quality! lol
If you think thats bad, we were playing football on down the park and one of my mates quite literally "launched" a clearance. At the same time an old lady was walking her dog on the other side of the fence, and we all stood gasping as the ball seemed to go in slow motion...and land flush on the back of the old dears head. She basically collapsed as if she'd been shot and we rushed to her assistance to find she was severely concussed with a broken wrist.
One in a million chance that it could happen...but still funny as **** to this very day! lmao
If you think thats bad, we were playing football on down the park and one of my mates quite literally "launched" a clearance. At the same time an old lady was walking her dog on the other side of the fence, and we all stood gasping as the ball seemed to go in slow motion...and land flush on the back of the old dears head. She basically collapsed as if she'd been shot and we rushed to her assistance to find she was severely concussed with a broken wrist.
One in a million chance that it could happen...but still funny as **** to this very day! lmao
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BRILLIANT story
My mrs drops Frankie (daughter) at skewl every day in our Scooby and parks up by the same houses. There's a very old lady living on her own in one of them & she listens out for the car so that she can at least wave at them
My mrs drops Frankie (daughter) at skewl every day in our Scooby and parks up by the same houses. There's a very old lady living on her own in one of them & she listens out for the car so that she can at least wave at them
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There's a lovely lady in Trier in Germany that cant wait to hear Nates horn again
Although I doubt her dog would agree. She was last seen trying to coax the mut off the roof of Maccy Ds
Although I doubt her dog would agree. She was last seen trying to coax the mut off the roof of Maccy Ds
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but if it was a joke fair enough if not well your humour is not mine let's just leave it at that
22 June 2009, 04:45 AM
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You had to be there...thats all I can say. It wasnt the fact that an old lady got hurt that was funny, but the complete scenario of what happened in that brief and most unlikely of moments. Sorry if you find it offensive.
22 June 2009, 09:25 AM
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pmsl....takes me back to my old classic days and 1 brighton trip we were on. made my pop and bang coming off a roundabout and the chap on the pavement almost hit the deck!!! lol
22 June 2009, 04:22 PM
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Remeber when we did the first Brighton run and they thought they could hear gunfire in the Car Park?
Security went ballistic lol
Vette Old dears getting hurt isnt funny it's the scenario, the fact that its a complete billion to 1 chance that the ball could go anywhere but it has to clobber the Granny. If this was a clip on You Tube etc. we'd all be on the floor laughing
Security went ballistic lol
Vette Old dears getting hurt isnt funny it's the scenario, the fact that its a complete billion to 1 chance that the ball could go anywhere but it has to clobber the Granny. If this was a clip on You Tube etc. we'd all be on the floor laughing
22 June 2009, 06:18 PM
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Andy I'm well aware of the scenario but if someone on here put up a thread saying their nan had been knocked out and broken her wrist by some mong chucking a ball everyone would be what a bellend etc etc maybe the way it was worded.
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The ball quite literally went into orbit which is part of why it was so funny as all our eyes were following the ball as it travelled vertically into the outer hemisphere until gravity kicked in. It was almost in slow motion as the old lady walking her dog came into view and we stood in disbelief as the ball descended like a guided missile targeting the old dear. It could have gone anywhere, it could have missed by a few metres, it could have hit the dog...but no, it landed smack bang flush on the old ladys noggin. If that wasnt fate then **** knows what is! lol
Anyways, one of the lads mrs took her to hospital and became her slave for 2 weeks so she got a good deal out of it tbh.
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