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I was coming home today, via Pitsea and managed to end up behind a horse drawn cart with a couple of "trav'lers"
Anyway, whilst chugging along at like 2mph - we approached a Zebra crossing, but who else should be crossing but 2 police officers (right opposite pitsea police station). I prepared to stop and was quite astonished when the chavlers carried on over the crossing with complete disregard for the officers waiting to cross.
Now, if that was me that would've done that - I no doubt would've been pulled over up the road (cause obviously I'm a theiving drug dealer and a speed freak ) - but they just carried on trotting up the road
How do they get away with complete dis-regard?
Anyway, whilst chugging along at like 2mph - we approached a Zebra crossing, but who else should be crossing but 2 police officers (right opposite pitsea police station). I prepared to stop and was quite astonished when the chavlers carried on over the crossing with complete disregard for the officers waiting to cross.
Now, if that was me that would've done that - I no doubt would've been pulled over up the road (cause obviously I'm a theiving drug dealer and a speed freak ) - but they just carried on trotting up the road
How do they get away with complete dis-regard?
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Thats what I mean - but WHY? why should their reputation preceed them?
I used to work at the council and when said council were in "talks" with the travellers (aka pikeys) over land disputes etc - the council actually used to use a room that had doors at either end and line the centre of the rooms with tables - so when it got rowdy, councillors and council persons could make a hasty retreat out the back door!
I mean - how can you have a civilised debate when you expect things like that to happen?
Pi$$'s me off!
I used to work at the council and when said council were in "talks" with the travellers (aka pikeys) over land disputes etc - the council actually used to use a room that had doors at either end and line the centre of the rooms with tables - so when it got rowdy, councillors and council persons could make a hasty retreat out the back door!
I mean - how can you have a civilised debate when you expect things like that to happen?
Pi$$'s me off!
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Thanks to Wikipedia
Little-Known Facts About Gypsies
*Gypsies twitch when struck in the head with a baseball bat
*Gypsies play the harmonica
*Gypsies haunt small children at night if they haven't eaten their vegetables
*Gypsies sell cheap trinkets to distract people while they steal their stuff
*Spaniards hate gypsies, and so do I
*Gypsies smoke a lot of pot (so do Spaniards, but its okay when they do it)
*Gypsies are often behind you, but disapear when you turn around.
*Gypsies love shiny objects, such as scraps of metal
*Gypsies love their vodka, especially top shelf.
*Gypsies are often confused with hairy Irish women
*Gypsies are great at stealing, and dancing to clinking metal.
*Gypsies invented the tambourine, jello, and pyramid schemes
*Gypsies share the same bath
*Gypsies invade parking lots
*Gypsy tears protect against the A.I.D.S virus, as well as ward off other diseases
*Gypsies have no respect for society
*Gypsies tears can cure cancer
*Gypsies leave a lot of litter around when they move to another field
*Gypsy from Mystery Science Theater 3000 is not actually a gypsy. She was just named after them.
*Gypsies are angered easily, and if you don't buy they're tears they will put a curse on you.
*Following mass immigration from Ireland, Gypsies are now an endangered species over there, while in England thay thrive by resorting to robbery and tarmacking people's driveways
*Gypsy numbers are hard to calculate, as they are constantly on the move, are absent from all census and council tax records, and are feared by all non-gypsies in general, especially police officers and figures of authority
*Gypsies often have lots of stolen animals such as horses and dogs, that are trained to attack anything that moves without wheels
*Gypsies are commonly found by following trails of rubbish, or visiting Stanton Under Bardon in Leicestershire
*Gypsies consider themselves very cleanly and bathe regularly (in their own filth, the dirty b@stards)
*Farmers have been known to combat gypsies invading their fields by using a manure spreader on their caravans, using heavy machinery, and getting out that shotgun they still have knocking around from WW2
*Babies are thought to be made by drinking gypsy bath water, but this has probably been confused with fairy bath water, as gypsy bath water is a toxic deleriant even more deadly that belladonna (deadly nightshade)
*Gypsy is an anagram of scum
Little-Known Facts About Gypsies
*Gypsies twitch when struck in the head with a baseball bat
*Gypsies play the harmonica
*Gypsies haunt small children at night if they haven't eaten their vegetables
*Gypsies sell cheap trinkets to distract people while they steal their stuff
*Spaniards hate gypsies, and so do I
*Gypsies smoke a lot of pot (so do Spaniards, but its okay when they do it)
*Gypsies are often behind you, but disapear when you turn around.
*Gypsies love shiny objects, such as scraps of metal
*Gypsies love their vodka, especially top shelf.
*Gypsies are often confused with hairy Irish women
*Gypsies are great at stealing, and dancing to clinking metal.
*Gypsies invented the tambourine, jello, and pyramid schemes
*Gypsies share the same bath
*Gypsies invade parking lots
*Gypsy tears protect against the A.I.D.S virus, as well as ward off other diseases
*Gypsies have no respect for society
*Gypsies tears can cure cancer
*Gypsies leave a lot of litter around when they move to another field
*Gypsy from Mystery Science Theater 3000 is not actually a gypsy. She was just named after them.
*Gypsies are angered easily, and if you don't buy they're tears they will put a curse on you.
*Following mass immigration from Ireland, Gypsies are now an endangered species over there, while in England thay thrive by resorting to robbery and tarmacking people's driveways
*Gypsy numbers are hard to calculate, as they are constantly on the move, are absent from all census and council tax records, and are feared by all non-gypsies in general, especially police officers and figures of authority
*Gypsies often have lots of stolen animals such as horses and dogs, that are trained to attack anything that moves without wheels
*Gypsies are commonly found by following trails of rubbish, or visiting Stanton Under Bardon in Leicestershire
*Gypsies consider themselves very cleanly and bathe regularly (in their own filth, the dirty b@stards)
*Farmers have been known to combat gypsies invading their fields by using a manure spreader on their caravans, using heavy machinery, and getting out that shotgun they still have knocking around from WW2
*Babies are thought to be made by drinking gypsy bath water, but this has probably been confused with fairy bath water, as gypsy bath water is a toxic deleriant even more deadly that belladonna (deadly nightshade)
*Gypsy is an anagram of scum
Last edited by Nate; 10 November 2007 at 12:58 PM.