Quick groan before hitting the sack.....
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Quick groan before hitting the sack.....
Just seen this on Scoobycity and it made me laugh.... (shouldn't really as it's quite sad, but ........). 
"I can sympathize with the Italians over the death of Pavarotti - I know what its like to lose a tenner"
Then I also saw this one...............
Driving to the office this morning on the M11 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to the mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!!
Shocked, I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was still putting on the makeup but drifting halfway into my lane!!
It scared me so much (and this coming from a bloke....) that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!
"I can sympathize with the Italians over the death of Pavarotti - I know what its like to lose a tenner"
Then I also saw this one...............
Driving to the office this morning on the M11 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to the mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!!
Shocked, I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was still putting on the makeup but drifting halfway into my lane!!
It scared me so much (and this coming from a bloke....) that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!
Last edited by Looie; Sep 7, 2007 at 11:36 PM.
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