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Old 09 April 2006, 10:29 PM
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup!" "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.


Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Runwell hospital, here I come!
Old 09 April 2006, 10:31 PM
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How Smart is Your Right Foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.


1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.


2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction!

I told you so..... And there's nothing you can do about it.
Old 09 April 2006, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Her at the back
How Smart is Your Right Foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.


1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.


2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction!

I told you so..... And there's nothing you can do about it.
That is funny as . mrs ABW and I have been trying this one for ages.
Old 09 April 2006, 11:54 PM
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I just had everyone in work sitting at their workstations spinning their feet around, the area manager just walked in


BTW it bloody annoying
Old 10 April 2006, 12:16 AM
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PMSL at this thread

cool stupid stuff
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sorry no clear buckets here
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